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As this artifact enters, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."

Whenever Water Weird deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on Water Weird if the top card of your library is a nonland card. Otherwise, you may mill a card.
{1}{U}: Water Weird gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

This creature gets +0/+1 as long as an opponent controls an Island.

{U}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

{U}, {T}, Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Whenever a creature you control with flying enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {U}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you return an untapped Island you control to its owner's hand.

When this creature enters, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Tap up to three target creatures without flying.

Return each creature without a +1/+1 counter on it to its owner's hand.

Trample
When this creature dies, if it dealt combat damage to a player this turn, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Blitz {4}{B}

Each creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.

Cumulative upkeep {1}
At the beginning of your draw step, destroy each creature with mana value equal to the number of age counters on this enchantment. They can't be regenerated.

Each player sacrifices all artifacts, enchantments, and nonbasic lands they control. For each land sacrificed this way, its controller may search their library for a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.

Flying
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, draw a card.

Flying
When this creature enters, investigate twice.
Evoke {G}{U}

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may put a ki counter on this creature.
{1}, Remove X ki counters from this creature: Tap X target creatures.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Wayfaring Temple's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, populate.

Create three 2/2 white Knight creature tokens. Exile them at the beginning of the next cleanup step.