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{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Untap another target artifact.
{2}, {T}: Scry 1.
{3}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, you may pay {3}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

{2}, {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, sacrifice this artifact and draw three cards.

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. If this creature is a Wizard, it deals 2 damage instead."
Equip {3}

As this artifact enters, look at an opponent's hand, then choose any card name.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

When Sort of _____ and _____ enters the battlefield, choose two tournament legal cards in the Sword of _____ and _____ cycle at random. This equipment has the first piece of the combat damage trigger of the first chosen one, and the second piece of the combat damage trigger on the second chosen one. (It doesn't grant +2/+2 or protection. Yes, Hearth still returns the creature.)
Equip {2}

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a creature card from your hand.
{X}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card. X is the mana value of that card.

Whenever a creature dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1, it's a Spirit in addition to its other types, and it has flying. Create a black Zombie creature token with power equal to that card's power and toughness equal to that card's toughness.

Haste
Whenever one or more other creatures die, Soul Shredder perpetually gets +1/+1. This ability also triggers if Soul Shredder is in your graveyard.
Crew 1
{1}, Sacrifice two creatures: Return Soul Shredder from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

When this artifact enters, exile target card from a graveyard.
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile each opponent's graveyard.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Permanent cards in graveyards can't enter the battlefield.
Players can't cast noncreature spells from graveyards or exile.

Equipped creature has trample.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, seek a card with mana value equal to that damage.
Equip {2}

Vanishing 1
Whenever another creature you control enters, put a time counter on this creature.

Gear Up, sponsored by Wizards of the Coast — As this Equipment enters, roll two six-sided dice. For each Magic-branded item you're wearing, roll an additional six-sided die. Choose two of those results.
Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the first chosen result and Y is the second.
Equip {4}

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice Spare Dagger. When you do, this creature deals 1 damage to any target."
Equip {1}

This artifact enters tapped.
When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Protection from planeswalkers
{1}: This creature deals 1 damage to target planeswalker.
{3}: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Equipped creature has first strike.
{R}{R}: Attach this Equipment to target creature you control.
Equip {1}

When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Sacrifice a creature: Put a charge counter on Spawning Pit.
{1}, Remove two charge counters from Spawning Pit: Create a 2/2 colorless Spawn artifact creature token.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
Equip {1}

{T}: Choose a player. That player adds one mana of any color they choose.