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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a creature, gain control of the other creature for as long as this Aura remains on the battlefield.

Vigilance
Whenever an artifact or creature an opponent controls enters untapped, they may tap that permanent. If they don't, you create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Spells your opponents cast that target Charix cost {2} more to cast.
{3}: Charix gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Islands you control.

At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn.

{T}, Mill a card: For each colored mana symbol in the milled card's mana cost, add one mana of that color. Activate only as an instant.

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Scry 2.
• You gain 3 life.
• Exile another target creature you own. Return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.

Haste
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Discard a card, then draw a card.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Create a Wicked Role token attached to target creature you control.

Surveil 3, then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Exile Charnel Serenade with three time counters on it.
Suspend 3—{2}{B}

Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
{B}{G}, Discard a creature card: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Trample
Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

When this creature enters, return target outlaw card from your graveyard to your hand.
Escape — {3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard.
This creature escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, create X 1/1 blue Squid creature tokens with islandwalk, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Flashback {1}{G}

Create a 1/1 green Forest Dryad Squirrel land creature token. (It's affected by summoning sickness.)
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Banding (Just ask around until you find someone who knows.)
Creature spells you cast with banding cost {2} less to cast.
Whenever two or more creatures you control attack in a band, each creature in that band gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature in that band.

Familiar spells you cast have flash. (Bats, Birds, Cats, Dragons, Faeries, Foxes, Frogs, Imps, Lizards, and Spiders are familiars, as well as any creature with "Familiar" in its name.)
{T}: Add X {G} and each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of familiars you control.

Gain control of target spell that targets only a single permanent or player. Copy it, then reselect the targets at random for the spell and the copy. The new targets can't be you or a permanent you control.

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)
Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)

Artifact spells you cast have convoke.

Trample
When Child of Alara dies, destroy all nonland permanents. They can't be regenerated.

Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you pay {G}{G}.
{1}{G}: Regenerate this creature.

Red spells cost {2} more to cast.

This artifact enters with X charge counters on it.
{1}: Until end of turn, this artifact becomes a Construct artifact creature with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of charge counters on it."

{X}: This artifact becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.

Flying
Chimney Goyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
When Chimney Goyf dies, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.