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Cast this spell only during combat before blockers are declared.
Target creature can't block this turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Enchant creature
When Paralyze enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {4}. If the player does, untap the creature.

Delirium — Patchwork Beastie can't attack or block unless there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill a card.

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Target creature perpetually loses all abilities, then Patriar's Humiliation deals damage to it equal to the number of creatures you control.

Morph {2}{G}
When Patron of the Wild is turned face up, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Offspring {2}
Trample
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than that creature.

Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal this turn.

You gain 2 life for each creature you control.

Look at target player's hand.
Draw a card.

Whenever another creature you control enters or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector.
As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If you control a Faerie, draw a card.

Defender
Whenever a creature you control with defender blocks, you may gain 2 life.

Whenever Permeating Mass deals combat damage to a creature, that creature becomes a copy of Permeating Mass.

{2}{B}: Return Persistent Specimen from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Search your library for a sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

When Phantasmal Bear becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.

When Phantasmal Shieldback becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.
When Phantasmal Shieldback dies, draw a card.

Spree
+ {3} — Create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying.
+ {1} — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Deathtouch

Flying, haste
Phoenix Chick can't block.
Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, you may pay {R}{R}. If you do, return Phoenix Chick from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text.
You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op.

Toxic 1
Whenever Phyresis Roach deals combat damage to a player, Insects you control and Insect cards in your graveyard, hand, and library perpetually gain toxic 1.

Flying
{B}: Phyrexian Battleflies gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate no more than twice each turn.

{1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.