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{T}: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.

When you cast this spell, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it has base power and toughness 10/10 and gains trample, annihilator 2, and haste.
Annihilator 2
Trample

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

This creature has flying as long as it's enchanted.

Trample, lifelink, haste

Deathtouch
Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Corrupted — {2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. You lose 1 life. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Whenever another creature dies, tap this creature.

Whenever you sacrifice another creature, you gain 1 life and scry 1.
{1}, Sacrifice another creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, you gain 2 life.

This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain.
{R}: This creature gains haste until end of turn.

When this creature dies, draw a card for each Zubera that died this turn.

Flying
{2}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Tap target land.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
{G}, Discard a creature card: Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

First strike
At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the total amount of life your opponents lost this turn. Exile one of those cards and put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may play the exiled card this turn.

Defender
When this creature enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Whenever you cycle another card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Cycling {1}

When this creature enters, you gain life equal to the greatest toughness among other creatures you control.

Menace
{R}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

Whenever Fludge, Gunk Guardian or another Slug, Ooze, Fungus, or Mutant enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent shuffles three Gunk cards into their library. (Gunk is a colorless sorcery card with no mana cost that has cycling {4}.)

Reach
Whenever two or more creatures your opponents control attack, this creature can't block this combat.

As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a number greater than 0.
Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number.
Partner

As long as you control an artifact or enchantment, this creature has flying.

This creature enters with your choice of a vigilance counter or a reach counter on it.