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All permanents untap during each player's untap step.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.
Equip {3}

First strike

While it's October 25th, 2024, whenever you cast your commander, create a token that's a copy of it except it isn't legendary.
While it's October 26th or 27th, 2024, if one or more tokens would be created under your control, instead twice that many tokens are created and each of them enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
On any other date, both abilities apply. (Because why not?)

You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.

Enchant land you control
Enchanted land has "{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn."

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You lose life equal to its mana value. You may play that card this turn.
Praise Him — Whenever chaos ensues, choose a color. Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is your devotion to that color. Then sacrifice another creature.

Oildying (When this creature dies, if it had no oil counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with an oil counter on it.)
Hound of Urabrask gets +1/+1 for each oil counter on it.
As long as Hound of Urabrask has an oil counter on it, it has double strike.

Exile target creature. The exiled card perpetually becomes an enchantment. Then put it onto the battlefield under your control.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.

Return How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy to its owner's hand.

Target creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn.

Assist
Two target players each draw a card.

Beeeeeeep, Beeeeeeep, Beeeeeeep — Whenever another creature you control becomes the target of a backup ability, Huge Truck permanently gains all of the backup abilities shared this way.
Crew 1

When you encounter Human-Time Lord Meta-Crisis, each player chooses one or two creatures they control. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the first creature they chose, except it isn't legendary. Then each player who chose a second creature puts a number of +1/+1 counters on the token they created equal to the power of the second creature they chose.

Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.

Reach
{2}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hungry Megasloth.

Choose up to four target creatures you don't control. For each of them, that creature's controller faces a villainous choice — That creature becomes a 1/1 white Human creature and loses all abilities, or you create a token that's a copy of it.

When Hurkyl's Prodigy enters, create a tapped Powerstone token.
Whenever Hurkyl's Prodigy attacks, you may pay {2}. If you do, Hurkyl's Prodigy can't be blocked this turn and it perpetually gets +2/+0.

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

{T}: Target creature can't be regenerated this turn.

Whenever Hurska Sweet-Tooth attacks, create a Food token.
Whenever you gain life, you may pay {G/W}. When you do, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained.

Each Head gains indestructible until the end of the Hydra's next turn.

As Hydradoodle enters, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample