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Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink.
Equip {2}

Flash
Sunburst
Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

{2}: Target creature gains banding until end of turn.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and lifelink.
Equip {5}

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step.
Whenever an artifact enters, you may untap this creature.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, this creature gains banding until end of combat.
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a Wall, destroy that Wall at end of combat.

Flash
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature.

{X}, {T}: Target creature gets -X/+X until end of turn.

Haste
Whenever Bessie attacks, another target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn.
Crew 2

Flying
When this creature enters, put up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.

During your turn, equipped creature has hexproof and can't be blocked.
Whenever equipped creature attacks alone, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Equip Halfling {1}
Equip {4}

{4}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Equip {3}

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color.

{2}, {T}: Put a charge counter on this artifact.
{T}, Remove any number of charge counters from this artifact: Add {B}, then add an additional {B} for each charge counter removed this way.

{T}, Exile Black Tulip: Add three mana of any one color. You can't activate this ability until you've begun your sixth turn of the game. (Keep track if this is in your deck!)

As this artifact enters, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control.
Equip legendary creature {3}
Equip {7}

{T}: Tear this artifact into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

Equipped creature has myriad.
Equip {4}

Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature. If equipped creature is a Vampire, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.
Equip {1}

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
As long as equipped creature is a Human or an Angel, it has vigilance.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature has flying and first strike.
Equip {2}

{W}: This creature gains vigilance until end of turn.

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.
Whenever a creature enters, you may untap this artifact.