445 cards found
Flock of Rabid Sheep

Flock of Rabid Sheep {X}{G}{G}

Sorcery
Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.
And their bleating was like a wet salmon slapped upon the land—slap! slap! slap!
  • Unglued
Form of the Squirrel

Form of the Squirrel {G}

Enchantment
As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.
Creatures can't attack you.
You have shroud.
You can't cast spells.
  • Unhinged
Fowl Play

Fowl Play {2}{U}

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Chicken with base power and toughness 1/1 and loses all abilities.
"I feel like chicken tonight"
  • Unglued
Fraction Jackson

Fraction Jackson {2}{G}

Creature - Human Hero
{G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
Bitten by radioactive beebles in a freak algebra accident, young Ricky Robertson discovered he'd gained the ability to harness the awesome power of fractions
1/1½
  • Unhinged
Framed!

Framed! {1}{U}

Instant
Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.
Who knew an 8˝ by 10˝ could feel like a 2˝ by 4˝?
  • Unhinged
Frankie Peanuts

Frankie Peanuts {2}{W}{W}

Legendary Creature - Elephant Rogue
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Don't cross him or you'll end up sleeping with the merfolk.
2/3
  • Unhinged
Frazzled Editor

Frazzled Editor {1}{R}

Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
The pen is mightier than the sword.
2/2
Free-Range Chicken

Free-Range Chicken {3}{G}

Creature - Chicken
{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for Free-Range Chicken, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, Free-Range Chicken gets +3/+3. If you roll a total of 6 for Free-Range Chicken later that turn, sacrifice it.)
3/3
  • Unglued
Free-for-All

Free-for-All {3}{U}

Enchantment
When Free-for-All enters the battlefield, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with Free-for-All at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When Free-for-All leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
  • Unglued
Fruitcake Elemental

Fruitcake Elemental {1}{G}{G}

Creature - Elemental
Fruitcake Elemental is indestructible.
At the end of your turn, Fruitcake Elemental deals 7 damage to you.
{3}: Target player gains control of Fruitcake Elemental.
Experiments intended to create the perfect holiday emissary resulted in a substance harder than darksteel and a fraction as merry.
7/7
  • Happy Holidays
GO TO JAIL

GO TO JAIL {W}

Enchantment
When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
  • Unstable
Garbage Elemental (a)

Garbage Elemental (a) {4}{R}

Creature - Elemental
Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.)
Garbage Elemental can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
2/4
  • Unstable
Garbage Elemental (b)

Garbage Elemental (b) {4}{R}

Creature - Elemental Rigger
When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
3/1
  • Unstable
Garbage Elemental (c)

Garbage Elemental (c) {4}{R}

Creature - Elemental
Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)
When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.
3/2
  • Unstable
Garbage Elemental (d)

Garbage Elemental (d) {4}{R}

Creature - Elemental
Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.)
When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Garbage Elemental deals damage equal to the result to target opponent or planeswalker.
3/3
  • Unstable
Garbage Elemental (e)

Garbage Elemental (e) {4}{R}

Creature - Elemental
Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Each creature you control with any kind of counter on it has art menace. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with two or more visible figures in their art.)
4/3
  • Unstable
Garbage Elemental (f)

Garbage Elemental (f) {4}{R}

Creature - Elemental
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Battalion — Whenever Garbage Elemental and at least two other creatures attack, target creature can't block this turn.
6/5
  • Unstable
Gerrymandering

Gerrymandering {2}{G}

Sorcery
Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control.
  • Unglued
Get a Life

Get a Life {W}

Instant
Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.
Gimme five! (Or whatever you got.)
  • Unglued
Ghazbán Ogress

Ghazbán Ogress {G}

Creature - Ogre
When Ghazbán Ogress enters the battlefield, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Ghazbán Ogress.
2/2
  • Unglued
Giant Fan

Giant Fan {4}

Artifact
{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.
Only a villain would unleash a giant fan on anyone
  • Unglued
Gifts Given

Gifts Given {3}{U}

Instant
Search target opponent's library for four cards with different names and reveal them. That player chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into the player's graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then that player shuffles their library.
"Thanks! You shouldn't have."
  • Happy Holidays 7 7†
Gimme Five

Gimme Five {W}

Instant
You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in a silver-bordered game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.)
"Up high! To the side! Down low! To the left! Other left! Over here—"
  • Unstable
Gleemax

Gleemax {1000000}

Legendary Artifact
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Help us . . . R&D under mental domination of alien brain in jar . . . only chance . . . Gleemax's blatant disregard for flavor text . . . send help
Gluetius Maximus

Gluetius Maximus {3}{G}{G}

Creature - Beast
As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
5/5
  • Unhinged