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Gimli, Mournful Avenger has indestructible as long as two or more creatures died under your control this turn.
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Gimli. When this ability resolves for the third time this turn, Gimli fights up to one target creature you don't control.

You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.)

Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life.
Skeletons and Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have menace.
Whenever you commit a crime, create two tapped 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature tokens. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Flying, first strike
If a source would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, that source deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead.
If a source would deal damage to you or a permanent you control, prevent half that damage, rounded up.

Flying, first strike, lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, if you both own and control Gisela, the Broken Blade and a creature named Bruna, the Fading Light, exile them, then meld them into Brisela, Voice of Nightmares.

Vigilance, trample, haste
Whenever Gishath, Sun's Avatar deals combat damage to a player, reveal that many cards from the top of your library. Put any number of Dinosaur creature cards from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Look at target player's hand.
Draw a card.

{T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Glacial Fortress enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Defender

Equipped creature has first strike and gets +1/+0 for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost.
Equip {3}

{T}: Look at target player's hand.

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Flying
{U}, Sacrifice Glen Elendra Archmage: Counter target noncreature spell.
Persist

At the beginning of the end step, if you control no artifacts, sacrifice Glimmervoid.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Whenever you cast a creature spell this turn, draw a card.

Target player mills ten cards.

First strike, deathtouch
Whenever Glissa Sunslayer deals combat damage to a player, choose one —
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Remove up to three counters from target permanent.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one —
• Incubate 2 twice.
• Transform all Incubator tokens you control.
• Phyrexians you control gain first strike and deathtouch until end of turn.

First strike, deathtouch
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Each player chooses from the lands they control a land of each basic land type, then sacrifices the rest.

White spells cost {3} more to cast.
Activated abilities of white enchantments cost {3} more to activate.

{T}: Add {U}.
{T}: Add {B}. Activate only if you control an Island or a Swamp.

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Flying
{2}{W}: Choose a color. Creatures you control gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn. Activate only if Glory is in your graveyard.