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Flash
Whenever this creature or another Rogue you control enters, each opponent mills two cards.
As long as an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard, this creature gets +2/+1 and has deathtouch.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

When you planeswalk to The Wilds and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Food token.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If they do, you create a Food token. You create two Food tokens instead if the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater.

Rose Tyler gets +1/+1 for each time counter on it.
Bad Wolf — Whenever Rose Tyler attacks, put a time counter on it for each suspended card you own and each other permanent you control with a time counter on it.
Doctor's companion

Each player secretly chooses a creature they control and a creature they don't control. Then those choices are revealed. Destroy each creature chosen this way.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +6/+6 and gains trample, and all creatures able to block it this turn do so.
Miracle {G}

As Lydari Elephant enters, choose two numbers from 3 to 7 at random. Lydari Elephant's power is equal to the first number chosen and its toughness equal to the second number chosen.

Enchant creature
{G}: Regenerate enchanted creature.

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1.
• Target creature connives.
• Target player returns a creature card from their graveyard to their hand.

Whenever this creature attacks, choose one —
• Exile target creature card from a graveyard. When you do, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.
• Exile target noncreature card from a graveyard. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Whenever one or more other nontoken creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, choose one of those creatures. Conjure a duplicate of the chosen creature into your hand.

Choose any number of creatures target player controls. Choose the same number of creatures another target player controls. Those players exchange control of those creatures.

You make all choices for Spuzzems you control.

{T}: Add {B}.

Whenever this creature attacks, you may tap any number of untapped creatures you control. This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature tapped this way.
{3}{G}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink.

{T}: Add {C}.
{0}: Return this land to its owner's hand. Activate only if it's not your turn.

When this creature enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.

Prowess

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You become the monarch.

Whenever a player cycles a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target enchantment.

Whenever this creature attacks while you control a token, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever the Disciple of Nissa attacks, you may pay {X}{X}{X}{G}{G}. When you do, create X tokens that are copies of different Nissa planeswalkers chosen at random. They each enter with an additional loyalty counter. (There are currently eleven. Yes, Nissa, Sage Animist counts. Perhaps look up the list and roll a D20?)

Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block it.
As long as you control a creature with a counter on it, this creature gets +1/+2.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U}.
{1}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.