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Haste
Oil Scavenge {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of oil counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Oil Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

When Phyrexian Gargantua enters, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

{T}, Sacrifice Phyrexian Plaguelord: Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Infect
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Phyrexian Insect creature token with infect for each poison counter your opponents have.

Infect
At the beginning of your upkeep, you get a poison counter.

Coruscating Flames — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Pink Horror deals 2 damage to any target.
Split — When Pink Horror dies, create two 2/2 blue and red Demon Horror creature tokens named Blue Horror with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to any target."

Pirate Ship can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
{T}: Pirate Ship deals 1 damage to any target.
When you control no Islands, sacrifice Pirate Ship.

Defender
As long as you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, Piston-Fist Cyclops can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Flying, first strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Pit Raptor unless you pay {2}{B}{B}.

Whenever you cycle or discard a card, Pitiless Vizier gains indestructible until end of turn.

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: Proliferate.

Plasma Elemental can't be blocked.

Reach

Flying
You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more other creatures, draw a card.
{3}{W}: Create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
Unearth {2}{W}{W}

Flash
Defender, flying

Flying
When Pol Jamaar, Illusionist enters, choose a creature type. Draw a card for each creature you control of that type.

Trample, protection from enchantments
{4}{R}{G}: Monstrosity 3.
Whenever Polis Crusher deals combat damage to a player, if Polis Crusher is monstrous, destroy target enchantment that player controls.

Reach
{6}{W/P}: Transform Polukranos Reborn. Activate only as a sorcery.

During your turn, Pompous Gadabout has hexproof.
Pompous Gadabout can't be blocked by creatures that don't have a name.

Whenever Port Razer deals combat damage to a player, untap each creature you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
Port Razer can't attack a player it has already attacked this turn.

Mutate {3}{U}
Flash
Whenever this creature mutates, you may return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

{3}: Power Plant Worker gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control creatures named Mine Worker and Tower Worker, put two +1/+1 counters on Power Plant Worker instead. Activate only once each turn.

Haste
When Praetorhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, you may search your library and reveal any number of Praetors from among cards in your library and hand. Creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Praetors you have showing from among your hand, library, battlefield, and graveyard. Then shuffle.