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Buyback {3}
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Haste
Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."

{T}: Search your library for a legendary card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Whenever another Human you control enters, untap Captain of the Mists.
{1}{U}, {T}: You may tap or untap target permanent.

Vigilance
Other Soldier creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
When Captain of the Watch enters, create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Kor Ally creature token that's tapped and attacking.
Equip {1}

Equipped creature gets +2/+0, has menace, and is a Pirate in addition to its other creature types.
Whenever Captain's Hook becomes unattached from a permanent, destroy that permanent.
Equip {1}

{3}{R}: Gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

During your first three turns of the game, Captivating Crossroads enters tapped if you were the starting player.
As Captivating Crossroads enters, choose a color.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1.
Tap five untapped Vampires you control: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Take an extra turn after this one.

Enchant creature you don't control
Enchanted creature can't attack.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if it has a single target, change the target to enchanted creature if able.

Enchant creature
For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
{W}: Level 2
When this Class becomes level 2, create a token that's a copy of target token you control.
{3}{W}: Level 3
Creature tokens you control get +2/+2.

Enchant land you control
Enchanted land has "{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 0/1 white Caribou creature token."
Sacrifice a Caribou token: You gain 1 life.

When Carnage Interpreter enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times.
As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Carnage Interpreter gets +2/+2 and has menace.

Trample
{1}{G}: Regenerate Carnassid.

Flying
Carnifex Demon enters with two -1/-1 counters on it.
{B}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from Carnifex Demon: Put a -1/-1 counter on each other creature.

{T}: You have thirty seconds to laud a creature you control to any people outside the game. Until end of turn, that creature gains trample and haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of those people who applauded. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.

First strike, haste
Unleash

Whenever a creature enters, you lose 1 life and add {B}.

At the beginning of your upkeep, tap Carnophage unless you pay 1 life.

At the beginning of each of your main phases, if you haven't added mana with this ability this turn, you may add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of Islands target opponent controls.