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Until end of turn, creatures you control gain "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may return target creature that player controls to its owner's hand."

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a Pirate card.
Equip {2}. This ability costs {2} less to activate if you have one or fewer cards in hand.

Trample
When Armada Wurm enters, create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token with trample.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.

Destroy all lands.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a doom counter on Armageddon Clock.
At the beginning of your draw step, Armageddon Clock deals damage equal to the number of doom counters on it to each player.
{4}: Remove a doom counter from Armageddon Clock. Any player may activate this ability but only during any upkeep step.

When Armament Corps enters, distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.

Other Kor creatures you control get +2/+2 for each Equipment attached to Armament Master.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has double strike as long as it's an enchantment. Otherwise, prevent all damage that would be dealt by enchanted creature.

Vigilance
Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.
Fuse

Armed Response deals damage to target attacking creature equal to the number of Equipment you control.

Vehicles you control become artifact creatures until end of turn. Choose a Dwarf you control. Attach any number of Equipment you control to it.

When Armed with Proof enters, investigate twice.
Clues you control are Equipment in addition to their other types and have "Equipped creature gets +2/+0" and equip {2}.

Ward {2}
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has ward {2}.
Reconfigure {4}

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Armillary Sphere: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

{3}{W}{W}: You draw a card and target opponent gains 3 life.

Whenever Armix, Filigree Thrasher attacks, you may discard a card. When you do, target creature defending player controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control plus the number of artifact cards in your graveyard.
Partner

All Sliver creatures have "{2}: This creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn."

{T}, Sacrifice Armor Thrull: Put a +1/+2 counter on target creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
{W}: Enchanted creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible.

You may cast Armor of Thorns as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant nonblack creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

When Armorcraft Judge enters, draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Ward {1}
{3}{W}: Armored Armadillo gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its toughness.