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Flying
Morph {2}{U}
When this creature is turned face up, put two time counters on it and it gains vanishing.

When this creature enters, investigate.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, investigate for each goaded creature you control. Then each creature you control is no longer goaded.

If an opponent would be dealt commander damage, they receive triple that amount of commander damage instead. (They don't actually take more damage, it just counts as triple the amount of commander damage.)

Defender
{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creatures you control gain vigilance and trample until end of turn. Roll a d20.
1—9 | Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
10—19 | Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
20 | Put four +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Descend 4 — As long as there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.

Exile the top three cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
Create three Treasure tokens.

First strike
{1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Exile all nontoken creatures you control, then roll a d20.
1—9 | Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
10—20 | Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control, then exile them again. Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever equipped creature attacks or blocks, it and Zombies you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Equip {3}

If a triggered ability of an Ally you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

Whenever a creature or enchantment you control enters this turn, draw a card.
Flashback {2}{G}{W}

When this creature enters, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, it gains first strike and haste until end of turn.

I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}."
II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'"
III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Whenever a creature attacks or blocks, this enchantment deals 2 damage to it.

Choose one —
• Threaten the Merchant — Each creature blocks this turn if able.
• Bribe the Guards — You create a Treasure token for each opponent who was dealt damage this turn.

{T}: Creatures you control gain protection from the colors of target permanent you control until end of turn.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment and destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

{W}, Discard a card: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
{W}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice this enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").

When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Unearth {2}{B}

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you pay {G}.
Soulshift 3

Choose one —
• Counter target multicolored spell.
• Destroy target multicolored permanent.

Flash
Flying
When Vendilion Clique enters, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.