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Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a creature, tap that creature. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as Neko-Te remains on the battlefield.
Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a player, that player loses 1 life.
Equip {2}

All creatures able to block equipped creature do so.
Equip {3}

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.
Equip {2}

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}, Tap another untapped artifact you control: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Equipped creature has flying.
Equip {2}

{1}{U}, Sacrifice Neurok Replica: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Equipped creature has shroud.
{U}{U}: Attach Neurok Stealthsuit to target creature you control.
Equip {1}

Nevinyrral's Disk enters tapped.
{1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Night Market Guard can block an additional creature each combat.

Flying
Invasion Beams — When Night Scythe enters, create a 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature token.
Crew 2

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each Swamp you control.
Equip—Pay 3 life.

{T}, Sacrifice Nihil Spellbomb: Exile target player's graveyard.
When Nihil Spellbomb is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, draw a card.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has intimidate, and is a black Zombie.
Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {4}. If you do, return that card to the battlefield and attach Nim Deathmantle to it.
Equip {4}

{2}{B}, Sacrifice Nim Replica: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

When Nimblewright Schematic enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token.

{T}: Nine-Ringed Bo deals 1 damage to target Spirit creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Ninja's Kunai: Ninja's Kunai deals 3 damage to any target."
Equip {1}

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike.
Equip {3}

Noble's Purse enters tapped and with three coin counters on it.
{T}, Remove a coin counter from Noble's Purse: Create a Treasure token.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, return to its owner's hand each creature that player controls with power greater than the number of cards in their hand.

{4}, {T}: For one spell this turn, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to pay that spell's mana cost.

{3}, {T}: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, that damage is dealt to target creature of an opponent's choice instead.

{2}, {T}: Create a 0/1 colorless Pest artifact creature token.

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has intimidate.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, until the end of defending player's next turn, that player gets two rad counters whenever they cast a spell.
Equip {3}