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This artifact enters tapped.
This artifact has all activated abilities of all lands on the battlefield.
You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to pay the activation costs of this artifact's abilities.

{1}, {T}: Untap another target artifact.
{3}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has "{T}: Destroy target Equipment."
Equip {1}

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2}

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.

Whenever this creature attacks, each player creates a Treasure token.

{T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.
{R}{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

When this Vehicle enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Exhaust — {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put two +1/+1 counters on it.
Crew 5

Marvin has all activated abilities of creatures you control that don't have the same name as this creature.

Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has hexproof.
Equip {3}

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if there are four or more basic land types among lands that player controls, this artifact deals 3 damage to that player.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, discard a card.
Equip {1}

{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create an X/X colorless Golem artifact creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Unearth {2}{G}

Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.
{3}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.

When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draft a card from Masterpiece Vault's spellbook and put it onto the battlefield. When an Equipment enters this way, attach it to up to one target creature you control.
{5}: Sacrifice this artifact.

You may have this Equipment enter as a copy of any Equipment on the battlefield.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you discard a card.
{2}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature.
{2}: Regenerate this creature.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{4}, {T}: Transform Matzalantli. Activate only if there are four or more permanent types among cards in your graveyard.

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
{2}{G}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}, Put a page counter on this artifact: Scry 1.
{2}, {T}, Put a page counter on this artifact: Draw a card.
When there are four or more page counters on this artifact, exile it. If you do, you gain 4 life.

{5}, Exile this Vehicle and four other artifact creatures and/or Vehicles you control: Create Mechtitan, a legendary 10/10 Construct artifact creature token with flying, vigilance, trample, lifelink, and haste that's all colors. When that token leaves the battlefield, return all cards exiled with this Vehicle except this card to the battlefield tapped under their owners' control.
Crew 2

{1}, {T}, Discard a card: Regenerate target creature.

Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Poison Tolerance +3 (It takes three additional poison counters for you to lose the game to poison.)
When Melira's Snacks enters the battlefield, draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Melira's Snacks: You gain 3 life.