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Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a loyalty counter on Kaito.
[+1]: Up to one target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card, then discard a card.
[–2]: Create a 2/1 blue Ninja creature token.
[–9]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a player casts a spell, you create a 2/1 blue Ninja creature token."

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may return one of them to its owner's hand. If you do, you may activate loyalty abilities of Kaito twice this turn rather than only once.
[+1]: Up to one target creature can't attack or block until your next turn.
[0]: Draw a card.
[–2]: Create a 2/2 colorless Drone artifact creature token with deathtouch and "When this creature leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life."

Whenever you cast your first instant spell each turn, if Kalamax, the Stormsire is tapped, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Whenever you copy an instant spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Kalamax.

Living weapon
Indestructible
Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature."
Equip {7}

Lifelink
If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
{2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.

{T}: Add {W}.
{T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.

Whenever you attack a player, tap target creature that player controls and goad it.
Whenever an opponent attacks another one of your opponents, you and the attacking player each draw a card and lose 1 life.

When Kardur, Doomscourge enters, until your next turn, creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.
Whenever an attacking creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Whenever you attack, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap all attacking creatures. They gain first strike until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
Choose a Background

Whenever you gain life, put two +1/+1 counters on Karlov of the Ghost Council.
{W}{B}, Remove six +1/+1 counters from Karlov of the Ghost Council: Exile target creature.

Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls destroys a noncreature permanent you control, you may destroy target permanent that opponent controls.

[+4]: Target player exiles a card from their hand.
[–3]: Exile target permanent.
[–14]: Restart the game, leaving in exile all non-Aura permanent cards exiled with Karn Liberated. Then put those cards onto the battlefield under your control.

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}: Proliferate.

[+1]: Create a tapped Powerstone token.
[–1]: Pay any amount of mana. Look at that many cards from the top of your library, then put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
[–7]: You get an emblem with "Tap an untapped artifact you control: This emblem deals 1 damage to any target."

[+1]: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it.
[–1]: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand.
[–2]: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."

Activated abilities of artifacts your opponents control can't be activated.
[+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value.
[–2]: You may reveal an artifact card you own from outside the game or choose a face-up artifact card you own in exile. Put that card into your hand.

Haste
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player untaps Karona, False God and gains control of it.
Whenever Karona attacks, creatures of the creature type of your choice get +3/+3 until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}. Karplusan Forest deals 1 damage to you.

Toxic 1
Other Rats you control have toxic 1.
When Karumonix enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal any number of Rat cards from among them and put the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Each other planeswalker you control has the loyalty abilities of Kasmina, Enigma Sage.
[+2]: Scry 1.
[–X]: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it.
[–8]: Search your library for an instant or sorcery card that shares a color with this planeswalker, exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost.

Haste
When Kassandra enters, search your graveyard, hand, and library for a card named The Spear of Leonidas, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Whenever a creature you control with a legendary Equipment attached to it deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Flying
Whenever one or more Birds you control deal combat damage to a player, choose one —
• You may put a Bird creature card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird you control.
• Draw a card.

[+1]: Put a ghostform counter on up to one target nontoken creature. It gains "When this creature dies or is put into exile, return it to its owner's hand and create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying."
[–3]: Exile target nonland permanent.
[–7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may cast a legendary spell from your hand, from your graveyard, or from among cards you own in exile without paying its mana cost."

[+1]: Creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature token you control.
[–2]: Until end of turn, if one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead.
[–6]: Exile all cards from all graveyards, then create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying for each card exiled this way.