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{T}: Choose target attacking or blocking creature whose controller controls an Island. This creature deals 2 damage to that creature at end of combat. Activate only before the end of combat step.

One or more target creatures become red until end of turn.

{T}: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only during your upkeep.

Return target sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.

When Eager Flameguide enters, add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
When Eager Flameguide dies, exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast creature spells from among the exiled cards.

Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.)
Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types.
Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

Enchant creature
When Earthbind enters, if enchanted creature has flying, Earthbind deals 2 damage to that creature and Earthbind gains "Enchanted creature loses flying."

Enchant land you control
Tap enchanted land: Target blocking creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn. Activate only if enchanted land is untapped.

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total mana value of Dragons you control not named Earthquake Dragon.
Flying, trample
{2}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Return Earthquake Dragon from your graveyard to your hand.

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{4}: Roll a d6. Until end of turn, you may have this artifact become an X/X Insect artifact creature with flying, where X is the result.
Whenever this artifact attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.

Hidden agenda
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, if it targets a creature you control with the chosen name, you may copy that spell and may choose new targets for the copy.

Target creature and all creatures that share a name with that creature gain echo {3} until the end of your next turn. (At the beginning of the upkeep of each of those creature's controllers, if that creature came under its owner's control since the beginning of their last upkeep, they sacrifice it unless they pay its echo cost.)

Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play those cards until end of turn. Put four time counters on each of those cards that has suspend.
Suspend 4—{R}

{T}: Add {C}.
{5}, {T}: Mill two cards. Then you may sacrifice this land. When you do, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

When Edgar enters, draw a card for each artifact you control.
Two-Headed Coin — The first time you flip one or more coins each turn, those coins come up heads and you win those flips.

Once during each of your turns, you may cast an artifact spell from your graveyard. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters tapped.
Tools — Whenever Edgar attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value among artifacts you control.

If a creature you control would untap during your untap step, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap each creature you control.

{1}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1. If all your commanders have been revealed, draw a card instead.

Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target.
You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast it this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Enlist
Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Effie is tapped, put a +1/+1 counter on each tapped creature you control. Then seek a Survivor card with mana value less than or equal to the number of tapped creatures you control.

Whenever you sacrifice Effluence Devourer or another creature, it perpetually gains "{2}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create an X/X green Ooze creature token, where X is this card's power. Activate only as a sorcery."
Blitz {B}{R}{G}

Lands you control have "{T}: Refill your mug with a festive drink." (If you don't have a mug, go grab a mug! It's the holidays!)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you have a drink 'stache, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.