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Pierce the Sky deals 7 damage to target creature with flying.

Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
{R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

Blocking creatures get +0/+3 until end of turn.

First strike; banding

Convoke
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Surveil 2.

Flying
{S}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

When Pilgrim of the Ages enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{6}: Return Pilgrim of the Ages from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying
When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Flying
{2}, {Q}: Add one mana of any color.

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is twice the number of lands you control. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Plot {1}{B}{G}

When Pillaging Horde enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you discard a card at random.

Pillar of Flame deals 2 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a multicolored spell.

Flying
When Pillardrop Rescuer enters the battlefield, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

{T}: Add {W}.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."

When Pin Collection enters the battlefield, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket cost.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on Pin Collection.
Equip {2}

Shroud

Destroy target creature with flying. Bolster 2.

Coruscating Flames — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Pink Horror deals 2 damage to any target.
Split — When Pink Horror dies, create two 2/2 blue and red Demon Horror creature tokens named Blue Horror with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 1 damage to any target."

Whenever you cast a spell with a smile in its art, create a tapped Treasure token.
Everypony's Invited — Your party consists of each creature you control, and your party is always full.

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose one —
• Sort Inventory — Draw a card, then discard a card.
• Pick a Perk — Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
• Check Map — Untap up to two target lands.
Equip {2}