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Whenever this creature attacks, create a colorless Construct artifact creature token named Twin that's attacking. Its power is equal to this creature's power and its toughness is equal to this creature's toughness. Sacrifice the token at end of combat.

Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token.
Whenever this creature attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.

Whenever a nontoken creature enters, if this artifact is untapped, that creature's controller creates a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.

Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, put a number of charge counters on this artifact equal to that spell's mana value.
{6}, {T}, Remove all charge counters from this artifact: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of charge counters removed this way.

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Enchant artifact or creature
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +2/+2 and has menace.
When this Aura leaves the battlefield, create a 2/2 red Spirit creature token with menace.

Destroy target artifact. If you controlled that artifact, create three 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature tokens.

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

Haste
When this creature enters, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E, I, O, or U.
Whenever this creature attacks, using the first letters of the names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven't spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word.

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with "{R}, Sacrifice this token: This token deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying." Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, this creature deals 2 damage to itself.

{T}: Add two mana of any one color.
{4}, {T}: Create a 4/4 colorless Golem artifact creature token.

Flying, haste
Whenever this creature attacks or becomes the target of a spell, create a Treasure token.
Treasures you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana of any one color."

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may put a charge counter on this artifact.
Remove three charge counters from this artifact: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.

Enchant artifact
At the beginning of your end step, this Aura deals 2 damage to enchanted artifact's controller.
When enchanted artifact is put into a graveyard, create a 2/2 red Gremlin creature token.

Create a 4/4 red Ogre creature token. Starting with you, each player chooses an artifact, a creature, and a land from among the permanents controlled by the player to their left. Destroy each permanent chosen this way.

Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 black Skeleton creature token with menace that's tapped and attacking.
Choose a Background

Creatures you control have haste.
{2}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem enchantment artifact creature token.

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.
{1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.

Trample
Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token for each artifact they control.
Crew 3

{3}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Insect artifact creature token with flying and haste named Hornet. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step.

You and permanents you control have hexproof.
When combat damage is dealt to you, create a 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature token with vigilance, then abandon this scheme.

{1}{C}, {T}: Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
Whenever another Eldrazi you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact.
As long as this artifact has eight or more +1/+1 counters on it, it's a 0/0 creature in addition to its other types and it has annihilator 2.

{T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you created a token this turn.
{8}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 10/10 colorless Eldrazi creature token.