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{T}: Add {W}.

{3}{U}, {T}: Draw a card for each artifact you control, then put Braided Quipu into its owner's library third from the top.

Reach
Branch of Boseiju gets +1/+1 for each land you control.

At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Branded Howler.

Enchant creature
Whenever Brinebound Gift enters or enchanted creature becomes the target of an Aura spell, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
If Brinebound Gift would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Enchant creature
Whenever Brinebound Gift enters or enchanted creature becomes the target of an Aura spell, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
If Brinebound Gift would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens.

Target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 0/0 artifact creature. Put four +1/+1 counters on it.

Flying, first strike, vigilance, lifelink
Your opponents can't cast spells with mana value 3 or less.

Put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to any other target. Then sacrifice it.

Trample

Burnwillow Clearing enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Whenever Cackling Culprit or another creature you control dies, you gain 1 life.
{1}{B}: Cackling Culprit gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Noncreature spells you cast have convoke.
At the beginning of your end step, untap up to four target creatures.

Target player mills four cards.

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Destroy all non-Giant creatures.

{2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Target opponent loses life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
If Catlike Curiosity would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
If Catlike Curiosity would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

{T}: Target player loses 5 life.

Aftermath
Discard any number of cards, then draw that many cards.

[+1]: Chandra, Roaring Flame deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
[–2]: Chandra, Roaring Flame deals 2 damage to target creature.
[–7]: Chandra, Roaring Flame deals 6 damage to each opponent. Each player dealt damage this way gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 3 damage to you."

Flying, first strike
Each creature you control has ward {1}.
If Chapel Shieldgeist would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.