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When this enchantment enters, exile target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Citizen's Crowbar: Destroy target artifact or enchantment."
Equip {2}

Flying
When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Food token.

Destroy all creatures with toughness 4 or greater.

{G}, {T}: Target creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
{U}, {T}: Put target creature you control on top of its owner's library.

When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then if an opponent controls more lands than you, repeat this process once. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Flying
Activated abilities of artifacts, creatures, and planeswalkers can't be activated.

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Affinity for Cats
Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.

When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life.
Craft with artifact {5}{W}{W}

Destroy all enchantments.

Destroy all black creatures.

For each land, destroy that land unless any player pays 1 life.

Destroy all enchantments.
Threshold — If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, instead destroy all enchantments, then return all cards in your graveyard destroyed this way to the battlefield.

Choose one —
• Destroy all creatures.
• Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.

Choose one —
• Destroy target Vampire.
• Destroy target enchantment.

Destroy target enchantment.
Cycling {2}

Flash
Kicker {2}{R}
Flying
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

If this creature would be destroyed, regenerate it.
{1}: This creature can't be regenerated this turn. Only your opponents may activate this ability.

If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
{3}{W}: Level 2
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
{4}{W}: Level 3
When this Class becomes level 3, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life for each creature you control named Cleric of the Forward Order.

Convoke
Any number of target nonland permanents you control phase out.