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At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

The controller of target artifact sacrifices it, then reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal an artifact card. That player puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles all other cards revealed this way into their library.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you pay {G}{G}.

Starting intensity 0
Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is this Equipment's intensity.
Whenever a creature you control enters, this Equipment intensifies by X, where X is that creature's power.
Equip {2}

Flying

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Destroy target nongreen creature. Its controller loses 3 life if you've cast another black spell this turn.

Convoke
Lifelink
Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.
Madness {2}{B}

Mountainwalk

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control another nonland permanent, sacrifice this creature.

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Mountainwalk
Protection from white

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.

Morph {W}
When this creature is turned face up, regenerate target creature.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Splice onto Arcane {3}{G}

When Urza's Construction Drone enters, conjure cards named Urza's Mine, Urza's Power Plant, and Urza's Tower into your library, then shuffle.
Whenever Urza's Construction Drone attacks or dies, seek an Urza's land card.

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
{3}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 4/4 Dragon creature token named Reliquary Dragon that's all colors. It has flying, lifelink, and "When this token enters, it deals 3 damage to any target." Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, it gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn instead.

Defender
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever you cast a spell, if it's the first instant spell, the first sorcery spell, or the first Otter spell other than Alania you've cast this turn, you may have target opponent draw a card. If you do, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Flying
When this creature enters, target player loses 3 life.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, that player gains 3 life.

Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.