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Devour 2
When this creature enters, target player discards a card for each creature it devoured.

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{2}, {T}: Target Mount you control becomes saddled until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
{2}, {T}: Target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.

Flying, vigilance
When this creature enters, put up to one target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Trample
Multicolored creatures you control have trample.

Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, you may have Ally creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.

When Lord Xander enters, target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded down.
Whenever Lord Xander attacks, defending player mills half their library, rounded down.
When Lord Xander dies, target opponent sacrifices half the nonland permanents they control of their choice, rounded down.

Choose a color. Target player reveals their hand and you choose a card of that color from it. That player discards that card.

{T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard that was put there this turn. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a Nightmare in addition to its other types. Then exile all other Nightmare tokens you control.

Counter target spell. Clash with an opponent. If you win, at the beginning of your next main phase, you may add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.

When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, target opponent discards a nonland card with the greatest mana value among cards in their hand. Create a Blood token.

Flash
Vigilance
When this creature enters, any number of other target creatures you control phase out.

Whenever this creature attacks, defending player chooses an untapped creature they control. That creature blocks this creature this turn if able.

Reach, trample
Whenever Wakka deals combat damage to a player, destroy up to one target artifact that player controls and put a +1/+1 counter on Wakka.
Blitzball Captain — At the beginning of your end step, if a counter was put on Wakka this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature.

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.

Tap target permanent.
Draw a card.

Whenever another Goblin you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Protection from Humans
Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card.
{B}{B}, Discard a card: Proliferate.

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. If it's a Vampire, it also gains lifelink until end of turn.

Cumulative upkeep {G}