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Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control get +0/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

All creatures get -5/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may destroy target creature if its power is 0 or less.

{5}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Insect artifact creature token with flying named Wasp.

{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, create a 4/6 colorless Golem artifact creature token.

When you planeswalk to The Maelstrom and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may reveal the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you revealed a card but didn't put it onto the battlefield, put it on the bottom of your library.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target permanent card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

As The Mimeoplasm enters, you may exile two creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it enters as a copy of one of those cards with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the power of the other card.

{2}, {T}: Tap target creature.

When you set this scheme in motion, draw two cards. Artifact spells you cast this turn cost {2} less to cast.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Exile The Provider: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

As The Rack enters, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Exile The Savant: Tap all creatures your opponents control. Those creatures don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

You start the game with an additional 7 life.

Exile The Tyrant: Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Flying, trample
Whenever The Unspeakable deals combat damage to a player, you may return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.

Your starting hand size is increased by one.
Your maximum hand size is increased by one.

Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have trample.
When a creature you control dies, abandon this scheme.

Exile The Warmonger: Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

{T}: Target creature you control gains haste until end of turn.

Creatures with flying get +2/+0.
Creatures without flying get -2/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Each Fungus creature gets +1/+1 for each spore counter on it.
{B}{G}, Exile a Fungus card from a graveyard: Put a spore counter on each Fungus on the battlefield.

All Saprolings get +1/+1.
Morph {3}{G}{G}
When Thelonite Hermit is turned face up, create four 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.

Choose one —
• Target nonsnow permanent becomes snow until end of turn.
• Target snow permanent isn't snow until end of turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.