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Whenever a Minotaur attacks this turn, it gains first strike until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able.

Flying

Desertwalk
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Desert Nomads by Deserts.

Desert Sandstorm deals 1 damage to each creature.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, populate. The token created this way gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Haste
When Devil K. Nevil enters, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)

When Devoted Grafkeeper enters, mill four cards.
Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, tap target creature you don't control.
Disturb {1}{W}{U}

Islandwalk

When Devout Monk enters, you gain 1 life.

Split second
Create four 4/4 red Devil creature tokens with haste and "When this creature dies, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with '{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.'" Sacrifice the Devil tokens at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

Choose target creature. Mill four cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each creature card milled this way.

Diminished Returner enters tapped.
{B}{B}: Diminished Returner perpetually gets -1/-1, then return it to the battlefield. Activate only if Diminished Returner is in your graveyard and its toughness is 2 or greater.

Vigilance, trample
Other Dinosaurs you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and trample.
Suspend 4—{3}{R}{W}
Whenever a time counter is removed from Dinosaurs on a Spaceship while it's exiled, create a 2/2 red and white Dinosaur creature token with flying and haste.

Elves you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped during your turn, untap it and put a +1/+1 counter on it. This ability triggers only once each turn."

Dire Wolves has banding as long as you control a Plains.

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

When Disciple of Perdition dies, choose one. If you have exactly 13 life, you may choose both instead.
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
• Exile target opponent's graveyard. That player loses 1 life.

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, choose a random nonland Magic card name. Until your next end step, you may cast a copy of a spell with that name, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. If you cast a spell this way, copy this ability if Discord is on the battlefield.

When Discourtesy Clerk enters, open an Attraction.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Seek three nonland cards, then nonland cards in your hand perpetually gain "This spell costs {1} less to cast."

Whenever Diseased Vermin deals combat damage to a player, put an infection counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Diseased Vermin deals X damage to target opponent previously dealt damage by it, where X is the number of infection counters on it.

Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)