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Indestructible
As long as your devotion to red and white is less than seven, Iroas isn't a creature.
Creatures you control have menace.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures you control.

When Iroh enters, create a Food token.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have target opponent gain control of target permanent you control. When you do, create a 1/1 white Ally creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on that token for each permanent you own that your opponents control.

Flying, haste
Genius Industrialist — Whenever Iron Man attacks, create a Treasure token, then you may sacrifice a noncreature artifact. If you do, search your library for an artifact card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed artifact's mana value, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell that targets only a single creature other than Ivy, you may copy that spell. The copy targets Ivy.

Menace
Whenever Izoni enters or attacks, you may collect evidence 4. If you do, create two 2/1 black and green Spider creature tokens with menace and reach.
Sacrifice four tokens: Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You gain 2 life.

Undergrowth — When Izoni enters, create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token for each creature card in your graveyard.
{B}{G}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

Choose one —
• Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
• Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature.
• Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

When this creature enters, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

If you would get one or more {E}, you get that many plus one {E} instead.
{T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you've paid or lost four or more {E} this turn.

{2}{U}: Copy target instant spell you control with mana value 2 or less. You may choose new targets for the copy.
{2}{R}: Copy target sorcery spell you control with mana value 2 or less. You may choose new targets for the copy.

When Izzet Polarizer dies, conjure a card named Ionize or a card named Electrolyze into your hand.

Flash
Haste
{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature and each other creature with the same name as that creature.

Trample
Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value equal to Jackal's power, copy that spell, except the copy isn't legendary. Then put a +1/+1 counter on Jackal.

Whenever Jackdaw deals combat damage to a player, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw a card for each artifact you control.
Crew 3

Hexproof from artifacts and enchantments
When this creature specializes, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. Scry 2.

Hexproof from artifacts and enchantments
When this creature specializes, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. Each opponent loses 3 life.

Search your library for up to two creature cards and reveal them. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Then shuffle.

Jarad gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard.
{1}{B}{G}, Sacrifice another creature: Each opponent loses life equal to the sacrificed creature's power.
Sacrifice a Swamp and a Forest: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Partner with Madame Vastra
First strike
Training
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.

Double strike
Whenever Jenny deals combat damage to a player, it explores.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types.
Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.

When Jet enters, he deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature an opponent controls.
When Jet dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

When Jewel Mine Overseer enters, conjure seven cards named Seven Dwarves on top of your library. They perpetually gain "When this creature enters, draw a card." Then shuffle.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

This creature can't be blocked.