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Poison Tolerance +3 (It takes three additional poison counters for you to lose the game to poison.)
When Melira's Snacks enters the battlefield, draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Melira's Snacks: You gain 3 life.

Poison Tolerance +1 (It takes an additional poison counter for you to lose the game to poison.)
When Naturalize the Phyresis enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Flash
When Noble Ox enters the battlefield, all unblocked creatures attacking you become blocked by Noble Ox.
Noble Ox can block any number of creatures.

When Obscura Polymorphist enters the battlefield, exile target creature. Its controller seeks a creature card.

When Ominous Traveler enters the battlefield, draft a card from Ominous Traveler's spellbook. That card perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell" and "When you cast this spell, return a creature named Ominous Traveler you control to its owner's hand."

When Phyrexian Cytoshaper enters the battlefield, incubate 1.
Incubator tokens you control have artifact evolve. (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control with greater power or toughness that the number of +1/+1 counters on that token, put a +1/+1 counter on that token.)

Deathtouch
When Plaguecrafter's Familiar enters the battlefield, choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains deathtouch.

When Polis the Planeshifter enters the battlefield, choose a plane at random from among all planechase planes. Polis the Planeshifter has all abilities of the last chosen plane. (Rolls of the planar die don't affect Polis.)
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, do Polis the Planeshifter's chaos ensues effect. If you lose the flip, choose a new plane for Polis the Planeshifter.

Haste
When Praetorhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, you may search your library and reveal any number of Praetors from among cards in your library and hand. Creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Praetors you have showing from among your hand, library, battlefield, and graveyard. Then shuffle.

When Princess Snowfall enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of Seven Dwarves. When you do, each Dwarf you control deals 1 damage to any target.

Processing Plant enters the battlefield tapped.
When Processing Plant enters the battlefield, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, untap Processing Plant. Otherwise, exile the top card of each opponent's library.
{T}: Add {W}, {U}, {B}, or {C}.

When Questing Cosplayer enters the battlefield, create a Questing Role token and attach it to target creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has all the abilities of Questing Beast.)

When Racketeer Boss enters the battlefield, choose up to two creature and/or planeswalker cards in your hand. They perpetually gain "When you cast this spell, create a Treasure token."

When Ratatwotwo enters the battlefield, create a Chef Role token attached to up to one other target creature you control. (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Food token.")
Whenever a creature you control enchanted by a Chef Role attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Ratatwotwo's power.

Flying
When Really Charming Prince enters the battlefield, choose one of the following four cards at random: Piracy Charm, Sapphire Charm, Trickery Charm, and Vision Charm. You may create a copy of the chosen card and cast that copy without paying its mana cost.

Haste
When Reckless Ringleader enters the battlefield, choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains haste.

Ward {1}
When Rimewall Protector enters the battlefield, each other Giant or Wizard you control and each Giant or Wizard card in your hand perpetually gains ward {1}.

Flash
This spell costs {2} less to cast if there are no instant or sorcery cards in your hand.
When Saiba Syphoner enters the battlefield, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
If Saiba Syphoner would die, shuffle it into your library instead.

Menace
When Shedding Snake enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you do, the commander tax on each of your commanders is reduced back to zero.

When Shoreline Scout enters the battlefield, you may exile a Merfolk card or a land card from your hand. If you do, conjure a card named Tropical Island into your hand.
As long as another Merfolk or an Island entered the battlefield under your control this turn, Shoreline Scout gets +1/+0.

When Sigardian Evangel enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Sigardian Evangel into your hand. Discard that card at the beginning of the next end step.
When Sigardian Evangel enters the battlefield, tap target permanent you don't control.

When Signature Spells enters the battlefield, seek two instant and/or sorcery cards with mana value 3, then exile them.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may copy a card exiled with Signature Spells. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

When Slayer's Bounty enters the battlefield, look at the creature cards in target opponent's hand.
Whenever you sacrifice Slayer's Bounty or another Clue, draft a card from Slayer's Bounty's spellbook.
{2}, Sacrifice Slayer's Bounty: Draw a card.

Trample
When Snapsail Rider enters the battlefield, this match is now worth 6 base points instead of 3. (A player can concede the game at any time, and may want to in response to this ability.)

When Sort of _____ and _____ enters the battlefield, choose two tournament legal cards in the Sword of _____ and _____ cycle at random. This equipment has the first piece of the combat damage trigger of the first chosen one, and the second piece of the combat damage trigger on the second chosen one. (It doesn't grant +2/+2 or protection. Yes, Hearth still returns the creature.)
Equip {2}