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Flying, Trample, Ward {1}
Whenever you sacrifice a token, Albiorix perpetually gets +1/+1. This ability also triggers if Albiorix is in exile.

Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
{1}{R}, {T}: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.

Trample
Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target enchantment, and up to one target nonbasic land.

When you set this scheme in motion, take an extra turn after this one. Schemes can't be set in motion that turn.

Assist kicker {3} (You and up to one other player can spend mana to pay this kicker cost.)
When All-Star Kicker enters the battlefield, your team may pass the ball. Then if All-Star Kicker was kicked, creatures your team controls get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn. (To pass the ball, one of the players on your team gives a permanent or card in hand to another player on your team.)

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, each opponent loses 2 life.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, it perpetually gets +1/+1.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, create a Treasure token.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, a creature of your choice an opponent controls perpetually gets -1/-0.

Specialize {2}
Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand.

When Alpha Guard enters, choose a letter.
{T}: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.

Take an extra turn after this one. If this spell was foretold, create two 1/1 blue Bird creature tokens with flying. Exile Alrund's Epiphany.
Foretell {5}{U}{U}

Alrund gets +1/+1 for each card in your hand and each foretold card you own in exile.
At the beginning of your end step, choose a card type, then reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all cards of the chosen type revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

At the beginning of the Horde's first main phase, reveal an additional card from the top of the Horde's library. The Horde casts that card.
Hero's Reward — When Altar of Mogis is put into a graveyard from anywhere, the Horde sacrifices two Minotaurs.

First strike
Whenever Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad attacks, exile up to one target Assassin creature card from your graveyard with a memory counter on it. Then for each creature card you own in exile with a memory counter on it, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of it. Exile those tokens at end of combat.

Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another.
Flashback {1}{U}

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Balance attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. When you do, put X +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Destruction attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. If you do, Ambergris deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Law attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. If you do, other creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Progress attacks, you may discard your hand and draw three cards.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Tyranny attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. When you do, target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.

Haste
Specialize {3}
Whenever Ambergris, Citadel Agent attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards.