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When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Balance attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. When you do, put X +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Destruction attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. If you do, Ambergris deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Law attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. If you do, other creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Progress attacks, you may discard your hand and draw three cards.

Haste
Whenever Ambergris, Agent of Tyranny attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards. When you do, target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards you've discarded this turn.

Haste
Specialize {3}
Whenever Ambergris, Citadel Agent attacks, you may discard your hand and draw two cards.

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat.
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +3/+0 and gains haste.

Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a blue Frog with base power and toughness 1/1.

Remove Amulet of Quoz from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante.
{T}, Sacrifice Amulet of Quoz: Target opponent may ante the top card of their library. If they don't, you flip a coin. If you win the flip, that player loses the game. If you lose the flip, you lose the game. Activate only during your upkeep.

When you planeswalk to Amy's Home and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a nonland card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
Whenever chaos ensues, time travel.

Flying, menace
Other Insects you control have menace.
Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you may create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the greatest mana value among those cards. Do this only once each turn.

Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.

{TK}{TK} — Afflict 2
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Flying
{TK}{TK} — 1/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/6

Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may pay {1}. When you do, attach Ancestral Katana to it.
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has "This creature has first strike as long as it's attacking."
Equip {2}

Reach
As long as Andrios is attacking, tapped creatures you control with base power and toughness 4/3 have base power and toughness 16/9.
{T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. Creature spells you spend this mana to cast have their base power and toughness become 4/3.

Flying
When Angel of Eternal Dawn enters the battlefield, it becomes day.
It can't become night.
Your opponents can't cast spells with mana value greater than the number of turns they have begun.

Flying, lifelink
Whenever Angel of Unity enters the battlefield or you cast a party spell, choose a party creature card in your hand. It perpetually gets +1/+1.

Flying
When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1.

Flying
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on that token for each Aura and Equipment attached to this creature other than Animal Friend."

Enchant your graveyard
Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard.
If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile Animate Graveyard.

Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.

You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.