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Lifelink
Damage isn't removed from creatures your opponents control during cleanup steps.

Target creature perpetually loses all abilities, then Patriar's Humiliation deals damage to it equal to the number of creatures you control.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Untap target legendary creature you control.

Flying
Other Spirits you control get +1/+1.
Spells you cast from your graveyard cost {1} less to cast.

Flying
Other Spirits you control get +1/+1.
Spells you cast from your graveyard cost {U} less to cast.

Tap an untapped Wizard you control: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.

Goblin offering
Whenever Patron of the Akki attacks, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Moonfolk offering
Flying
{1}: Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Rat offering
Whenever a permanent is put into an opponent's graveyard, that player loses 1 life.

Whenever this creature or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Offspring {2}
Trample
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than that creature.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If you control six or more lands, each opponent sacrifices another creature of their choice.

When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.

{W}, Discard a card: You gain 3 life.

{3}: For each opponent who controls a creature, create a token that's a copy of a card named Arrest and attach it to a creature that player controls chosen at random.

Deathtouch, Lifelink
At the beginning of your second main phase, if you gained 4 or more life this turn, conjure a card named Mox Pearl into your hand. This ability triggers only once.
{2}{W}: Another target creature perpetually gains lifelink.

As long as this card is the top card of your library, you may look at it any time and you may cast it.
Flying

White spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

{3}, {T} or {W}, {T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Lifelink
Enchantment spells you cast have affinity for Auras.
Whenever you cast an Aura spell that targets a modified permanent you control, draw a card.

This land enters tapped with two depletion counters on it.
{T}, Remove a depletion counter from this land: Add {B}{B}. If there are no depletion counters on this land, sacrifice it.

Whenever a land card is put into your graveyard from your library, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Create a colorless artifact token named Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life."

Return target creature you control and target creature you don't control to their owners' hands.