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Deathtouch
Whenever Unstoppable Slasher deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up.
When Unstoppable Slasher dies, if it had no counters on it, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with two stun counters on it.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.

Trample
Whenever Untethered Express attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Crew 1

Menace
{2}{B}, Exile Unwilling Ingredient from your graveyard: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Untap all artifacts you control during each other player's untap step.

{B}: Regenerate Unworthy Dead.

{1}{W}: Unyielding Krumar gains first strike until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Kicker {1}{U}
When Urborg Emissary enters, if it was kicked, return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Target opponent sacrifices a creature for each creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.

{B}, Sacrifice Urborg Mindsucker: Target opponent discards a card at random. Activate only as a sorcery.

{B}, Sacrifice Urborg Panther: Destroy target creature blocking Urborg Panther.
Sacrifice a creature named Feral Shadow, a creature named Breathstealer, and Urborg Panther: Search your library for a card named Spirit of the Night, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Urborg Phantom can't block.
{U}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by Urborg Phantom this turn.

Kicker {1}{G}
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. You gain 2 life. If this spell was kicked, return another target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever Urborg Scavengers enters or attacks, exile target card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on Urborg Scavengers.
Urborg Scavengers has flying as long as a card exiled with it has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Other black creatures get -1/-1.

Kicker {3}
{B}: Regenerate Urborg Skeleton.
If Urborg Skeleton was kicked, it enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player controls a nonblack, nonland permanent, Urborg Stalker deals 1 damage to that player.

{2}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Each other player loses 2 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Draw a card.

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. You may tap any number of untapped Vampire creatures you control. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those Vampires.

Flying
Whenever Urgoros, the Empty One deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card at random. If the player can't, you draw a card.

{2}: Add one mana of any color.
{6}, {T}, Sacrifice Urn of Godfire: Destroy target creature or enchantment.

Whenever you cast a Myr spell, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, untap each Myr you control.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Put three +1/+1 counters on each Myr you control. Activate only during your turn.

When Uruk-hai Berserker enters, the Ring tempts you.