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{3}: You may put a Minotaur permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Sacrifice Digsite Conservator: Exile up to four target cards from a single graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
When Digsite Conservator dies, you may pay {4}. If you do, discover 4.

Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, Dingus Egg deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Whenever a creature dies, Dingus Staff deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Imprint — {1}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
{6}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature card exiled with Dino DNA, except it's a 6/6 green Dinosaur creature with trample. Activate only as a sorcery.

When Dinosaur Headdress enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
As Dinosaur Headdress becomes attached to a creature, choose an exiled creature card used to craft Dinosaur Headdress.
Equipped creature is a copy of the last chosen card.
Equip {2}

Flash
{T}, Sacrifice Dire Mimic: Add one mana of any color.
{3}: Dire Mimic becomes a Shapeshifter artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.

Players can't cast spells until the Hydra's next turn.

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

{3}, {T}: Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn.

Flash
As Disruptor Flute enters the battlefield, choose a card name.
Spells with the chosen name cost {3} more to cast.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Whenever Disruptor Wanderglyph attacks, exile target card from an opponent's graveyard.

{T}: Target permanent becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.

Each player may sacrifice a creature. Each player who sacrificed a creature this way chooses a Head and taps it. Each player who didn't sacrifice a creature loses 3 life.

{1}, {T}: Choose a card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, sacrifice Diviner's Lockbox and draw three cards. Activate only as a sorcery.

Equipped creature has "Whenever you draw a card, this creature gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn" and "{4}: Draw a card."
Whenever a Wizard creature enters the battlefield, you may attach Diviner's Wand to it.
Equip {3}

Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life.

If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Dodecapod, put it onto the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it instead of putting it into your graveyard.

Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

{1}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's a 0/0 Construct artifact in addition to its other types and it has "This creature gets +1/+1 for each Construct you control." It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures you control.

As Doom Cannon enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature of the chosen type: Doom Cannon deals 3 damage to any target.

As Door of Destinies enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, put a charge counter on Door of Destinies.
Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1 for each charge counter on Door of Destinies.

Hidden agenda
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with the chosen name, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

{3}, {T}: Double the amount of each type of unspent mana you have.