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{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it gets an additional +1/+0.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Equip {2}

{T}: Destroy target creature if it shares a color with the most common color among all permanents or a color tied for most common. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated.

Choose a creature type. Target player reveals their hand and discards all creature cards of that type. Then destroy all creatures of that type that player controls. They can't be regenerated.

When Tsabo's Web enters, draw a card.
Each land with an activated ability that isn't a mana ability doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Tumble Magnet enters with three charge counters on it.
{T}, Remove a charge counter from Tumble Magnet: Tap target artifact or creature.

Flying
Ascend
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have the city's blessing, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. Each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is that card's mana value.

You may cast Twilight's Call as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it.
Each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.

{1}, {T}: You may cast a spell from your hand without paying its mana cost if it has the same name as a spell that was cast this turn.

If you would copy a spell one or more times, instead copy it that many times plus an additional time. You may choose new targets for the additional copy.
{7}, {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Whenever you attack, choose odd or even. Creatures with mana value of that quality can't block this turn.
Each other colorless creature you control has bloodthirst 2.

Madness {2}{B}

{B}: Regenerate Twisted Abomination.
Swampcycling {2}

Enchant artifact or creature you control
When Twisted Embrace enters, destroy target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +1/+1.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/-1.

Emerge {5}{C}{U}
When you cast this spell, tap up to two target permanents. Put a stun counter on each of them.
Flying

When Twisted Sewer-Witch enters, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block." Then for each Rat you control, create a Wicked Role token attached to that Rat.

Menace

I, II — Mill three cards. Then you may exile a creature or enchantment card from your graveyard. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
III — You gain X life and scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control.

Tymaret's toughness is equal to your devotion to black.
{1}{B}: Exile up to two target cards from graveyards. You gain 1 life for each creature card exiled this way.

Deathtouch

Flying, trample
As Tyrannical Pitlord enters, choose another creature you control.
The chosen creature gets +3/+3 and has flying.
When Tyrannical Pitlord leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the chosen creature.

Target player discards their hand unless they pay 7 life.

Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for death or torture. If death gets more votes, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. If torture gets more votes or the vote is tied, each opponent loses 4 life.