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Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -3/-0.

Creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield if {B} was spent to cast this spell. Creatures target player controls get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn if {R} was spent to cast this spell.

Enchant creature
{1}{B}: Put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a pain counter on Torture Chamber.
At the beginning of your end step, Torture Chamber deals damage to you equal to the number of pain counters on it.
{1}, {T}, Remove all pain counters from Torture Chamber: It deals damage to target creature equal to the number of pain counters removed this way.

{B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Bushido 1
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may cast target instant card from your graveyard. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.

One or more target creatures become black until end of turn.

Touch of Death deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. You gain 1 life.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. Whenever a creature dealt damage by that creature dies this turn, its controller loses 2 life.

{T}: Tap target artifact you don't control.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player discards that card, then discards a card at random.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Tourach's Chant unless you pay {B}.
Whenever a player puts a Forest onto the battlefield, Tourach's Chant deals 3 damage to that player unless they put a -1/-1 counter on a creature they control.

Enchant land you control
Sacrifice a Thrull: Put three time counters on Tourach's Gate.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from Tourach's Gate. If there are no time counters on Tourach's Gate, sacrifice it.
Tap enchanted land: Attacking creatures you control get +2/-1 until end of turn. Activate only if enchanted land is untapped.

Kicker {B}{B}
Protection from white
Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach, Dread Cantor.
When Tourach enters, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.

When Towashi Guide-Bot enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
{4}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each modified creature you control.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample, wither, and "When this creature attacks, target creature blocks it this turn if able."

Reach
{T}: Add {C}. If you control creatures named Mine Worker and Power Plant Worker, add {C}{C}{C} instead.

{8}, {T}: Tower of Calamities deals 12 damage to target creature.

{8}, {T}: Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.

{T}: Target creature can't be blocked by Walls this turn.

{8}, {T}: You gain 10 life.

{8}, {T}: Draw four cards.

{8}, {T}: Target player mills eight cards.