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{3}, {T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to you this turn.

When Construction Arsonist enters, you may choose an instant or sorcery card in your hand. If you do, that card perpetually incorporates {R} and gains "When you cast this spell, it deals 2 damage to each opponent."
Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, Construction Arsonist gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each of that spell's colors.

Flying, menace
At the beginning of your end step, a random nonland card in your hand perpetually gains "When you cast this spell, you lose 3 life."

Whenever a Minotaur attacks this turn, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Destroy that creature at end of combat.

When Contagion Dispenser enters, proliferate.
Whenever you proliferate during your turn, draft a card from Contagion Dispenser's spellbook. This ability triggers only once each turn.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Deathtouch, lifelink
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/5

Exile target creature, then roll a d20.
1—9 | Its controller creates a 4/4 green Ox creature token.
10—19 | Its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.
20 | Its controller creates a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

Remove Contract from Below from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante.
Discard your hand, ante the top card of your library, then draw seven cards.

Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a shield counter on a creature you control.
Choose a kind of counter on a creature you control. Put a counter of that kind on each other creature you control.

{2}, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.

This spell can't be countered.
Shroud
Control Win Condition's power and toughness are each equal to the number of turns you've taken this game. (If this is in your deck, please keep track of your turns. This means you, Mark.)

Draw four cards, then discard three cards at random.

Whenever you cast a spell that [CHOICE A], create a green Elemental creature token named Maro with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of [CHOICE B]."
— As you create your deck, choose an [A] and a [B] —
• [A1] "is an Elemental" | [A2] "has a watermark or landscape orientation" | [A3] "targets a creature you control"
• [B1] "cards in your hand" | [B2] "card types among cards in your graveyard" | [B3] "artists among nonland, nontoken permanents you control"

{TK}{TK} — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, draw a card.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever a creature enters under your control, this permanent becomes a 13/13 Eldrazi creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/6

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has banding.

Coral Reef enters with four polyp counters on it.
Sacrifice an Island: Put two polyp counters on Coral Reef.
{U}, Tap an untapped blue creature you control, Remove a polyp counter from Coral Reef: Put a +0/+1 counter on target creature.

Up to three target creatures can't block this turn. Goad them.

Target creature you control becomes a legendary Noble in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Draw a card.

As long as Corrupted Key is tapped, creatures you control have menace and deathtouch.

Flash
Flying
Foretelling cards from your hand costs {1} less and can be done on any player's turn.
Foretell {U}

At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your life total is greater than your starting life total. Otherwise, you gain 2 life and scry 1.

Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

When Cottontail Caretaker enters, choose a white creature card in your hand. That card perpetually gains offspring {1}.

Will of the council — When Council Guardian enters, starting with you, each player votes for blue, black, red, or green. Council Guardian gains protection from each color with the most votes or tied for most votes.

When Council of Advisors enters, draw a card.