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Equipped creature gets +1/+2.
Equip {2}
Whenever a 1/1 creature enters under your control, you may return Sword of the Meek from your graveyard to the battlefield, then attach it to that creature.

As long as equipped creature is tapped, tapped creatures you control get +2/+0.
As long as equipped creature is untapped, untapped creatures you control get +0/+2.
{3}: You may tap or untap equipped creature.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control with base power or toughness 1.
Whenever a Hamster, Mouse, Rat, or Squirrel you control enters, you may attach Sword of the Squeak to that creature.
Equip {2}

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn, you may draw a card.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature dies, you gain 3 life.
Equip {1}

{G}, Sacrifice Sylvok Replica: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Draw a card.

Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.

Flying
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature you control has base power 2 until end of turn.

Flying
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature you control has base power 3 until end of turn.

Whenever a Sliver deals combat damage to a player, its controller may draw a card.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control at least two creatures that share a creature type.
Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library second from the top.

All Sliver creatures have vigilance.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

{X}, {T}: Tap X target noncreature artifacts.
{X}, {T}: Untap X target noncreature artifacts.

When you control no other artifacts, sacrifice Synod Centurion.

{2}, {T}: Exile target permanent you control.
{2}, Sacrifice Synod Sanctum: Return all cards exiled with Synod Sanctum to the battlefield under your control.

Improvise
You may have Synth Infiltrator enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's a Synth artifact creature in addition to its other types.

{1}{U/P}, {T}, Exile a spell you control: Target opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a card with mana value equal to 1 plus the exiled spell's mana value. Exile that card, then that player shuffles. You may cast that exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Exile all creatures you control. At the beginning of the next end step, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal that many creature cards, put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then shuffle the rest of the revealed cards into your library.

Counter target creature or planeswalker spell. Create a Blood token.

Syr Elenora, the Discerning's power is equal to the number of cards in your hand.
When Syr Elenora enters, draw a card.
Spells your opponents cast that target Syr Elenora cost {2} more to cast.

Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker.
Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.

Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, put a soul counter on Séance Board.
{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of soul counters on Séance Board. Spend this mana only to cast instant, sorcery, Demon, and Spirit spells.