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I — Exile up to one target Saga card from a graveyard. Copy its chapter I ability.
II — Exile up to one target Saga card from a graveyard. Copy its chapter II ability.
III — Exile up to one target Saga card from a graveyard. Copy its chapter III ability.

As this creature enters the battlefield, choose cosplay or science.
• Cosplay — Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, this creature's base power and toughness each become equal to that spell's mana value until end of turn.
• Science — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card.
Tap three untapped creatures you control: Add {G}{G}{G}.

Whenever this creature attacks, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a food, choose one —
• Gelato — Target creature gains haste and trample until end of turn.
• Pasta — Scry 1.
• Pizza — Tap target creature.

Flying
When The Master of Keys enters, put X +1/+1 counters on it and mill twice X cards.
Each enchantment card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard.

Body Thief — When you cast this spell, you may exile a creature you control and put a takeover counter on it.
You may have The Master, Formed Anew enter as a copy of a creature card in exile with a takeover counter on it.

Make Them Pay — Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, choose an opponent with the most life among your opponents. That player faces a villainous choice — They lose 4 life, or you create a token that's a copy of that card.

{T}: Target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to The Master's power gains skulk until end of turn. Goad it.
Whenever a creature with skulk deals combat damage to one of your opponents, put a +1/+1 counter on The Master and draw a card.

Myriad
The "legend rule" doesn't apply to creature tokens you control.
Triggered abilities you control can't cause you to sacrifice or exile creature tokens you control.

When The Master, Transcendent enters, target player gets two rad counters.
{T}: Put target creature card in a graveyard that was milled this turn onto the battlefield under your control. It's a green Mutant with base power and toughness 3/3.

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Ward—Pay 3 life.
Whenever The Meep attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's mana value.

I, II — Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
III — Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield, then shuffle your graveyard into your library.

When The Mightstone and Weakstone enters, choose one —
• Draw two cards.
• Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
{T}: Add {C}{C}. This mana can't be spent to cast nonartifact spells.

Whenever you untap one or more permanents during your untap step, put that many time counters on The Millennium Calendar.
{2}, {T}: Double the number of time counters on The Millennium Calendar.
When there are 1,000 or more time counters on The Millennium Calendar, sacrifice it and each opponent loses 1,000 life.

Islandwalk, swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked if defending player controls an Island or a Swamp)
Whenever The Milling Runner deals combat damage to a player, target player mills three cards.
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)

As The Mimeoplasm enters, you may exile two creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it enters as a copy of one of those cards with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the power of the other card.

The Mindskinner can't be blocked.
If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent, prevent that damage and each opponent mills that many cards.

When The Miniaturizer enters the battlefield, soospect up to one target creature. (It gains first strike and can't block. This is different than suspecting.)
{4}{W}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's an Equipment artifact token instead of a creature. Its equip cost is equal to its mana cost, and it has "Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is this card's power."

I — Return target instant card from your graveyard to your hand.
II — Return target sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
III — Until end of turn, whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

I, II — Draw a card, then discard a card.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a time counter on The Moment.
{2}, {T}: Untap target creature you control. It phases out until The Moment leaves the battlefield.
{3}, {T}: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value less than or equal to the number of time counters on The Moment. Then sacrifice The Moment. Activate only as a sorcery.

Deathtouch
Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters or attacks, open an Attraction.
Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer.
Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent.

When The Motherlode, Excavator enters, choose target opponent. You get an amount of {E} equal to the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
Whenever The Motherlode attacks, you may pay {E}{E}{E}{E}. When you do, destroy target nonbasic land defending player controls, and creatures that player controls without flying can't block this turn.