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Whenever a creature is exiled from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Soulherder.
At the beginning of your end step, you may exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Whenever Soulknife Spy deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Enchant two creatures
Enchanted creatures each get +1/+1 and have hexproof.
When one of the enchanted creatures dies, destroy the other.

{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.

Defender
Whenever Souls of the Faultless is dealt combat damage, you gain that much life and attacking player loses that much life.

Defender
{1}{U}, Sacrifice Soulsworn Jury: Counter target creature spell.

Create a 1/1 green Wolf creature token. It has "This creature gets +1/+1 for each card named Sound the Call in each graveyard."

Gear Up, sponsored by Wizards of the Coast — As Souvenir T-Shirt enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. For each Magic-branded item you're wearing, roll an additional six-sided die. Choose two of those results.
Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the first chosen result and Y is the second.
Equip {4}

When Sovereign's Macuahuitl enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2}

First strike, vigilance
Concealed Position — When Space Marine Scout enters the battlefield, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

When Spara's Bodyguard enters the battlefield, you may choose a creature card in your hand. If you do, it perpetually gains "This creature enters the battlefield with an additional shield counter on it." Otherwise, put a shield counter on Spara's Bodyguard.
At the beginning of each combat, Spara's Bodyguard gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each shield counter among other creatures you control.

{3}, Sacrifice a creature or planeswalker: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

When Spark Rupture enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Each planeswalker with one or more loyalty counters on it loses all abilities and is a creature with power and toughness each equal to the number of loyalty counters on it.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Protection from planeswalkers
{1}: Sparkhunter Masticore deals 1 damage to target planeswalker.
{3}: Sparkhunter Masticore gains indestructible until end of turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose any number of target planeswalkers you control. Until end of turn, they become 3/3 blue Bird creatures with flying, hexproof, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 1."

{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 3/1 red Elemental creature token named Spark Elemental. It has trample, haste, and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Spark Elemental."

Whenever Sparring Golem becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.

When Sparring Regimen enters the battlefield, learn.
Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature and untap it.

When Spawnbroker enters the battlefield, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature with power less than or equal to that creature's power an opponent controls.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Seek a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value and put that card onto the battlefield. That creature is a Phyrexian in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.

Trample
Whenever Spawnwrithe deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Spawnwrithe.

Creatures you control get +1/+1.
{1}{W}{W}, {T}: Destroy target creature that dealt damage to you this turn.

Bestow {5}{R}
First strike
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has first strike.

Flying
Instant and sorcery spells you cast with mana value 5 or greater cost {1} less to cast.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-0.
If Spectral Binding would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.