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{1}, {T}: Add {W}{U}.

Flying

When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
This creature can't be blocked by creatures the monarch controls.

{3}{U}: Draw a card.

You may play two additional lands on each of your turns.

Return X target outlaw creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Destroy all enchantments.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.

Black creatures get +1/+1.

This land enters tapped.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
When chaos ensues, cards can't enter from exile this turn. Then planeswalk.

Whenever you sacrifice another nontoken artifact or creature, exile it.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Draw a card.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Roll a d10. Return up to X cards from among cards exiled with this artifact to their owners' hands, where X is the result.

{4}{G}, {T}: Roll a d8. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card with mana value equal to the result. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Vigilance
Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures.

When this creature enters, you may destroy target creature with power 1 or less.

First strike
Balan has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it.
{1}{W}: Attach all Equipment you control to Balan.

Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.

During your turn, each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Whenever Baldin attacks, up to one hundred target creatures each get +0/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

{2}{R}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 3/1 black and red Graveborn creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you discard a card at random.

Target attacking creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1.
Other white creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever you cast a red spell, this creature deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
Whenever you cast a white spell, you gain 3 life.

At the beginning of each upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.