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Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
Enchanted creature has ward {2}.

Buddy list (As this creature enters, if any of its creature types isn't on your buddy list, write one of them on your buddy list.)
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of the Hareish if one of that creature's creature types is on your buddy list. Otherwise, write one of its creature types on your buddy list.

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.
Return target attacking creature to its owner's hand.

Reach
Commanders you control get +X/+0, where X is the number of commanders you control.

Flying
Double team
When this creature enters, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, that creature enters the battlefield with your choice of a +1/+1 counter, a flying counter, or a lifelink counter on it."

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, shuffle it into your library and draw a card.
Menace
When Chancellor of the Mulligan enters the battlefield, draw three cards. When you do, any number of players mulligan. (They shuffle their hand into their library, then draw that many cards and put one of them on the bottom of their library.)

{R}{R}{R}, {T}: Destroy target artifact creature.

You can't include this card in your deck if you're on Team Speed Demons.
Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a copy of one of the following, chosen at random: Chandra's Fury, Chandra's Ignition, Chandra's Magmutt, Chandra's Regulator, Chandra's Spitfire, or Chandra's Outrage. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

[+1]: Create a 2/2 red Gremlin creature token.
[–2]: Chandra, Gremlin Wrangler deals X damage to target creature or player, where X is the number of Gremlins you control.

Each of X target creatures you control connive. You may have any number of them phase out.

Flying
Whenever Chaos Balor attacks or dies, choose two. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target player discards all the cards in their hand, then seeks that many nonland cards.
• Chaos Balor deals 2 damage to target player and they create two Treasure tokens.
• Chaos Balor deals 2 damage to each creature target player controls. Those creatures perpetually get +2/+0.

{4}, {T}: Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

Flying, haste
This creature attacks each combat if able.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, each player rolls a d20. If one or more opponents had the highest result, this creature can't attack those players or planeswalkers they control this combat.

{R}: Exile the top card of your library. If that card is a land card, this creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. Otherwise, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

When you set this scheme in motion, for each opponent, exile target permanent that player controls. Then each player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a permanent card, puts it onto the battlefield, and puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.

First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains control of this creature if the number of permanents is even.
This creature can attack as though it had haste unless it entered this turn.

At the beginning of each upkeep, count the number of permanents. If the number is odd, until end of turn, red creatures get +1/+1 and whenever a player taps a Mountain for mana, that player adds an additional {R}. If the number is even, until end of turn, red creatures get -1/-1 and if a player taps a Mountain for mana, that Mountain produces colorless mana instead of any other type.

{1}, {T}: If this artifact is on the battlefield, flip it onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If this artifact turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy this artifact.

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library. Then they may look at the top card of their library and may wrap it. If it's a permanent card, they may put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, they may put it onto the battlefield face down as a 4/4 red Present creature. (To wrap a card, put it inside lots of sleeves. If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a sleeve from it instead.)

Target spell or permanent becomes red.

When you encounter Chaotic Aether, each blank roll of the planar die is a {CHAOS} roll until a player planeswalks away from a plane.

Protection from red
When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

At the beginning of your upkeep, instant and sorcery cards in your hand perpetually gain "This spell costs {1} less to cast."
Sacrifice this enchantment: Conjure a card of your choice from Charged Conjuration's spellbook into your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Assist
Trample