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{G}, Discard a card: Crashing Centaur gains trample until end of turn.
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Crashing Centaur gets +2/+2 and has shroud.

Suspend 4—{G}
Create two 4/4 green Rhino creature tokens with trample.

{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Crater Elemental: It deals 4 damage to target creature.
Formidable — {2}{R}: Crater Elemental has base power 8 until end of turn. Activate only if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.

Crater's Claws deals X damage to any target.
Ferocious — Crater's Claws deals X plus 2 damage instead if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Flashback—{1}{B}, Pay 3 life.

Choose one —
• Destroy all tokens.
• Destroy all nonland, nontoken permanents.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill a card.
Delirium — {2}{G}, Sacrifice Crop Sigil: Return up to one target creature card and up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Choose one —
• Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
• Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
• Destroy target artifact.

Strive — This spell costs {2}{B} more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Any number of target creatures each get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.

Choose one or both —
• Exile target artifact.
• Exile target enchantment.

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target enchantment.

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target artifact.

Choose one —
• Destroy all Dragon creatures.
• Destroy all non-Dragon creatures.

Choose one —
• Destroy all nonland permanent cards originally printed in the Mirrodin, Darksteel, Fifth Dawn, and Scars of Mirrodin expansions.
• Destroy all nonland permanent cards originally printed in the Mirrodin Besieged, New Phyrexia, and Phyrexia: All Will Be One expansions.

Choose two —
• Counter target spell.
• Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
• Tap all creatures your opponents control.
• Draw a card.

Protector — Other artifact creatures you control have hexproof.

Converge — Crystalline Crawler enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Crystalline Crawler: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Crystalline Crawler.

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, Cult Healer gains lifelink until end of turn.

Whenever Cult of Skaro attacks, choose one at random —
• Thay — Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature you control.
• Caan — Draw two cards.
• Sec — Create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace.
• Jast — Each opponent loses 4 life.

Commander creatures you own get +3/+3 and have flying, deathtouch, "Ward—Pay 3 life," and "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature."

Target player sacrifices half the permanents they control, rounded down.
Suspend 2—{2}{B}{B}
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if Curse of the Cabal is suspended, that player may sacrifice a permanent. If the player does, put two time counters on Curse of the Cabal.

{TK}{TK} — Prowess, prowess
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {2}, {T}: This permanent deals 2 damage to any target.
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/8

Flying
Will of the council — When Custodi Squire enters, starting with you, each player votes for an artifact, creature, or enchantment card in your graveyard. Return each card with the most votes or tied for most votes to your hand.

Parley — Whenever Cutthroat Negotiator attacks, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, you create a tapped Treasure token. Then each player draws a card.