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{T}: Target opponent discards two cards. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Horsemanship
When Cao Ren, Wei Commander enters the battlefield, you lose 3 life.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you have nine or more cards in your graveyard.
Flying
When Capricious Hellraiser enters the battlefield, exile three cards at random from your graveyard. Choose a noncreature, nonland card from among them and copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Buyback {3}
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

{T}: Search your library for a legendary card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Take an extra turn after this one.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2.
Sacrifice Carapace: Regenerate enchanted creature.

Enchant creature
For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Flying
Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

Enchant land you control
Enchanted land has "{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 0/1 white Caribou creature token."
Sacrifice a Caribou token: You gain 1 life.

This spell can't be countered.
Trample, hexproof

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Defender

{1}: Carrion Ants gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

{2}{B}, {T}: Exile up to three target cards from a single graveyard.

Carrion Feeder can't block.
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Feeder.

Whenever Carrion Rats attacks or blocks, any player may exile a card from their graveyard. If a player does, Carrion Rats assigns no combat damage this turn.

Defender
{1}{B}: Regenerate Carrion Wall.

Untapped creatures you control get +0/+2.

Castle Ardenvale enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains.
{T}: Add {W}.
{2}{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Forestwalk

Each player chooses from among the permanents they control an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a land, then sacrifices the rest.

Draw two cards, then discard a card.

Destroy all lands or all creatures. Creatures destroyed this way can't be regenerated.