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[+1]: Draw a card. At the beginning of the next end step, untap up to two lands.
[–3]: Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library third from the top.
[–8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you draw a card, exile target permanent an opponent controls."

{U}{U}{U}, {T}: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

The first activated ability of an artifact you activate each turn costs {2} less to activate.
[+1]: Draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.
[–2]: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature. If it isn't a Vehicle, it has base power and toughness 4/4.
[–6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact you control becomes tapped, draw a card."

When The Eighth Doctor enters, mill three cards.
Once during each of your turns, you may play a historic land or cast a historic permanent spell from your graveyard. If you do, it gains "If this permanent would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else."

I. AM. TALKING! — Whenever The Eleventh Doctor deals combat damage to a player, you may exile a card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
{2}: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Peaceful Coexistence — At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that didn't attack or enter this turn. Untap those creatures.

When The First Doctor enters, search your library and/or graveyard for a card named TARDIS, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Whenever you cast a spell with cascade, put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact or creature.

Flying
Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
{2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Haste
Into the TARDIS — Whenever The Ninth Doctor becomes untapped during your untap step, you get an additional upkeep step after this step.

As The Rack enters, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses X life and you scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control.
{2}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie.
When The Scarab God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Players have no maximum hand size.
How Civil of You — At the beginning of your end step, each player may draw a card. Each opponent who does can't attack you or permanents you control during their next turn.

Whenever The Seventh Doctor attacks, choose a card in your hand. Defending player guesses whether that card's mana value is greater than the number of artifacts you control. If they guessed wrong, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you don't cast a spell this way, investigate.

Time Lord's Prerogative — Whenever you cast a historic spell, copy it, except the copy isn't legendary. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Trample
The Third Doctor gets +1/+1 for each noncreature token you control.
When The Third Doctor enters, create your choice of a Clue token, a Food token, or a Treasure token.

The first spell you cast from anywhere other than your hand each turn has demonstrate.
Whenever you copy a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on The Twelfth Doctor.

Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control.
[–2]: Exile target creature with power 4 or greater.

Flash
As long as The Wandering Emperor entered this turn, you may activate her loyalty abilities any time you could cast an instant.
[+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains first strike until end of turn.
[–1]: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance.
[–2]: Exile target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.

The Watcher in the Water enters tapped with nine stun counters on it.
Whenever you draw a card during an opponent's turn, create a 1/1 blue Tentacle creature token.
Whenever a Tentacle you control dies, untap up to one target Kraken and put a stun counter on up to one target nonland permanent.

Whenever Thicket Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a non-Wall creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.

{1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control an artifact, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Target player mills two cards.
Draw a card.

When Thraben Inspector enters, investigate.