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Deserted Beach enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Untap target land.

Counter target spell. If an artifact or creature spell is countered this way, put that card onto the battlefield under your control instead of into its owner's graveyard.

Menace
Desmond Miles gets +1/+0 for each other Assassin you control and each Assassin card in your graveyard.
Whenever Desmond Miles deals combat damage to a player, surveil X, where X is the amount of damage it dealt to that player.

Kicker {W}{W}
Flying
When Desolation Angel enters, destroy all lands you control. If it was kicked, destroy all lands instead.

Exile target permanent with mana value 4 or greater.

When Detention Sphere enters, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.
When Detention Sphere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Flash
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

Dimir Aqueduct enters tapped.
When Dimir Aqueduct enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {U}{B}.

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
{1}, Sacrifice another creature: Dina, Soul Steeper gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Dining Room enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Imprint — {1}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
{6}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature card exiled with Dino DNA, except it's a 6/6 green Dinosaur creature with trample. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever a blue creature you control enters, you may have target player draw a card.
Whenever a black creature you control enters, you may have target player discard a card.

Mutate {4}{B}{B}
Flash
Flying
Whenever this creature mutates, destroy target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.

Whenever a Lhurgoyf permanent card is put into your graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, put it onto the battlefield.
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Tarmogoyf token.

Counter target spell with mana value 4 or greater.

Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Goad all creatures you don't control.

Choose a creature type. Draw a card for each permanent you control of that type.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
{1}{G}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Destroy target artifact.
Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Saddle 1