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Robobrain War Mind's power is equal to the number of cards in your hand.
When this creature enters, you get an amount of {E} equal to the number of artifact creatures you control.
Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. If you do, draw a card.

Whenever you cast a spell, put a 0/1 colorless Egg artifact creature token onto the battlefield.
Whenever an Egg you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, destroy target artifact or creature.

When Rocco enters, if you cast it, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

At the beginning of your end step, each player exiles the top card of their library. Until your next end step, each player may play the card they exiled this way.
Whenever a player plays a land from exile or casts a spell from exile, you put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

{2}: Rocket Launcher deals 1 damage to any target. Destroy Rocket Launcher at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only if you've controlled Rocket Launcher continuously since the beginning of your most recent turn.

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token.
Exhaust — {3}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Crew 1

Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, exile it instead of putting it into a graveyard as it resolves.
{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled with this artifact with total mana value X or less without paying their mana costs.

{3}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
Whenever you gain life, Rodolf Duskbringer gains indestructible until end of turn.
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {1}{W/B}. When you do, return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

{T}: Add {G} for each Forest you control.

First strike, menace, trample
Partner

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Equip {2}

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {R}{R}{R}. If you don't, tap Rohgahh and all creatures named Kobolds of Kher Keep, then an opponent gains control of them.
Creatures you control named Kobolds of Kher Keep get +2/+2.

Other Kobolds you control get +2/+2.
Whenever you cast a Kobold spell, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.
Whenever you cast a Dragon spell, create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep.

Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

This Vehicle gets +1/+1 for each Hamster you control.
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create three 1/1 red Hamster creature tokens, then it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Hamsters you control.
Crew 3

Vigilance
{1}, {T}: Create a tapped token that's a copy of target token that entered this turn.
Doctor's companion

When Rona enters, you may exile target historic card from your graveyard.
You may cast spells from among cards exiled with Rona.
{4}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library.

Whenever you cast a legendary spell, untap Rona.
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{5}{B/P}: Transform Rona. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life.
You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding two cards in addition to paying its other costs.

Trample
Whenever a source deals damage to Rona, that source's controller exiles a card from their hand at random. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield under your control. Otherwise, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Whenever a creature you control enters, attach this Equipment to that creature.
Equip {5}

Vigilance, trample
{2}, {T}: Exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.