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{2}{W}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature."
When enchanted creature dies, its controller chooses target creature one of their opponents controls. Return this card from its owner's graveyard to the battlefield attached to that creature.

Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, create a Food token.
Doctor's companion

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."
Warp {U/R}

{3}{R}: Gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

[+1]: Add {R} or {G}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains riot.
[–3]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
[–8]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of each end step, create a 4/4 red and green Beast creature token with trample."

{1}{U}: Choose a creature type other than Wall. Target creature becomes that type until end of turn.

If an opponent would face a villainous choice, they face that choice an additional time.
While voting, you may vote an additional time.

When this creature dies, search your library for any number of creature cards with total mana value 6 or less, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Fear
Whenever a player casts a spell, sacrifice a creature.

{R}: Add {B}.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has trample and haste.

Counter target spell.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {3}{U}{U}. If you don't, you lose the game.

Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Awaken 3—{4}{U}

Choose one —
• Exile target creature with power 3 or greater.
• You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
• Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one —
• You gain 2 life.
• Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Menace
Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice another creature or land.

Exploit
When this creature exploits a creature, return target creature to its owner's hand.

Flying
Mentor
When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each white creature you control.

At the beginning of your end step, target enchantment deals damage equal to its mana value to its controller unless that player sacrifices it.

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type.

Extort
Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.

When Geological Appraiser enters, if you cast it, discover 3.