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At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent draws a card and creates a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 white Alien creature token. When you do, tap target nontoken creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it.

If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.
At the beginning of each end step, if you've been dealt 5 or more damage this turn, abandon this scheme.

Surveil 2, then draw two cards. Notion Rain deals 2 damage to you.

Flash
If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.

Prowl {5}{U}
Create X 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature tokens with flying, where X is the damage dealt to your opponents this turn. If this spell's prowl cost was paid, take an extra turn after this one.

{T}: Add {C}.
{G}{U}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature that entered the battlefield this turn.

Menace
When Noxious Gearhulk enters the battlefield, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Whenever Noxious Ghoul or another Zombie enters the battlefield, all non-Zombie creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Put target card from a graveyard on top of its owner's library.

When Nucklavee enters the battlefield, you may return target red sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
When Nucklavee enters the battlefield, you may return target blue instant card from your graveyard to your hand.

Each creature gets twice -X/-X until end of turn. Each player gets X rad counters.

{2}, {T}: Create a 0/1 colorless Pest artifact creature token.

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has intimidate.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, until the end of defending player's next turn, that player gets two rad counters whenever they cast a spell.
Equip {3}

{T}: Return two target cards from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Tap four untapped creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {X}{X}. When you do, distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target Elves.
Partner

Flying
Whenever Numot, the Devastator deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {2}{R}. If you do, destroy up to two target lands.

Put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control, then exile that player's graveyard.

Enchant creature an opponent controls
When enchanted creature dies, return Nurgle's Rot to its owner's hand and you create a 1/3 black Demon creature token named Plaguebearer of Nurgle.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.

Constellation — Whenever Nylea's Colossus or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, double target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

Enchant land
When Nylea's Presence enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Enchanted land is every basic land type in addition to its other types.

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to green is less than five, Nylea isn't a creature.
Other creatures you control have trample.
{3}{G}: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Flash
Flying
Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the other into your graveyard.