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When Celestine Cave Witch enters, create two 1/1 black Insect creature tokens.
Whenever Celestine Cave Witch attacks, you may sacrifice an Insect. When you do, curse defending player. (Create a black Aura Curse enchantment token that's attached to that player. It has enchant player and "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.")

{3}, {T}: Target player puts the bottom card of their library into their graveyard. If it's a creature card, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Flash
When this creature enters, exile a card from a graveyard.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, if it shares a card type with the exiled card, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
{2}{B}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Create two 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens.
Retrace

{2}{G}{G}: Create a 3/3 green Centaur creature token.

{2}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Create a 3/3 green Centaur creature token.

Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage, create a Blood token."
Equip {2}

I, II — This Saga deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.
III — Create an X/X black Nightmare Horror creature token, where X is half your life total, rounded up. It deals X damage to you.

Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token, then investigate.

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature token with haste.
When this creature enters, create X 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature tokens with haste, where X is the number of creatures you control.

[0]: Put a loyalty counter on each red planeswalker you control.
[0]: Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.
[–2]: You may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

[+1]: Create two 3/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
[0]: Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards plus one.
[–X]: Chandra deals X damage to each creature.

[+2]: Add {R}{R}{R}. Exile the top three cards of your library. Choose one. You may play that card this turn.
[+1]: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control, except it has haste and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this token."
[–4]: Chandra deals 8 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers.

[+1]: Create a 2/2 red Gremlin creature token.
[–2]: Chandra, Gremlin Wrangler deals X damage to target creature or player, where X is the number of Gremlins you control.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one target Vehicle you control. Until end of turn, it becomes an artifact creature and gains haste.
[+2]: You may sacrifice an artifact or discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
[0]: Create a 3/2 colorless Vehicle artifact token with crew 1.
[–7]: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact you control enters, this emblem deals 3 damage to any target."

Flying
Whenever Chaos Balor attacks or dies, choose two. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target player discards all the cards in their hand, then seeks that many nonland cards.
• Chaos Balor deals 2 damage to target player and they create two Treasure tokens.
• Chaos Balor deals 2 damage to each creature target player controls. Those creatures perpetually get +2/+0.

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature token.
Whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this creature.
Remove three oil counters from this creature: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Choose one —
• Charge of the Mites deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker.
• Create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This token can't block."

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{4}, {T}: Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Vigilance
Whenever an artifact or creature an opponent controls enters untapped, they may tap that permanent. If they don't, you create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Flying
When this creature enters, create a Royal Role token attached to another target creature you control.

Haste
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Discard a card, then draw a card.
• Create a Treasure token.
• Create a Wicked Role token attached to target creature you control.

Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, create X 1/1 blue Squid creature tokens with islandwalk, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.