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First strike, haste
Cycling {3}

As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Cumulative upkeep {W}
Whenever a Swamp, Mountain, black permanent, or red permanent becomes tapped, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that permanent's controller.

Menace
When Revel Ruiner enters, it connives.

Vigilance
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked.

Players may look at the top card of their library at any time and may play cards from the top of their library.
The top card of each player's library is a Food artifact. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." Activate this ability from the top of the library.)
Chaos: You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, draw a card, gain three life and each opponent loses 3 life.

Kagemaro's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
{B}, Sacrifice Kagemaro: All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, if that player controls more lands than each other player, this enchantment deals 2 damage to them.

Enchant Equipment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if enchanted Equipment is attached to a creature, destroy that creature.

Flying
When this creature enters, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, you gain 2 life.

Changeling
{2}{U}: Target Shapeshifter becomes a copy of target creature until your next turn.

Red Sun's Zenith deals X damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead. Shuffle Red Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.

Vigilance
Top of the Food Chain — Kraven's power is equal to the greatest mana value among permanents you control.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, destroy target artifact.

Discard a card: Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Choose one —
• Target artifact or creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
• Reroute Systems deals 2 damage to target tapped creature.

Sacrifice another artifact or creature: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}.

Trample
This creature enters tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice two Islands. If you do, untap this creature.
This creature can't attack unless you sacrifice two Islands.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has flying.

Staggershock deals 2 damage to any target.
Rebound

Choose one —
• Add two mana of any one color and two mana of any other color. Spend this mana only to cast creature or enchantment spells.
• Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, if a creature died this turn, create a 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature token.
Plot {2}{B}

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Forest you control.