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Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than this creature with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.)

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Target creature gains flying until end of turn. Untap it.

Legendary Food tokens you control have hexproof and indestructible.
When you planeswalk to this plane, create Li'l Giri, a legendary 1/1 colorless Food Warrior artifact creature token.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target legendary artifact creature you control, where X is the number of times you've rolled the planar die this turn.

Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.

When this creature enters, create three 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Cycling {3}

Vigilance
Renown 1

{T}: Target Elf or Soldier creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

{T}: Untap target Gate.

Target creature you don't control gets -2/-0 until end of turn and attacks this turn if able.
Overload {3}{U}{R}

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total mana value of Dragons you control not named Earthquake Dragon.
Flying, trample
{2}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Return Earthquake Dragon from your graveyard to your hand.

Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets -6/-6 until end of turn instead.

[+2]: Until your next turn, up to two target creatures each have base power and toughness 0/3 and lose all abilities.
[–2]: Target player draws two cards. Until your next turn, instant, sorcery, and planeswalker spells that player casts cost {2} less to cast.
[–8]: Target player gets an emblem with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy."
Partner with Rowan Kenrith
Will Kenrith can be your commander.

Flying
Sturmgeist's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."
Equip {3}

Choose one —
• Target player mills four cards.
• Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn.
• Target artifact phases out.

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature with mana value 3 or less an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Protection from black and from red
Whenever another creature enters, you may gain 1 life.

Menace
Goaded creatures your opponents control can't block.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, goad target creature an opponent controls.

Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, you may put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.

Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of Allies you control.

{T}: Add {C}.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.